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Episode 8 — CPDA Knee Strap
Posted 13 October 2011 - 09:53 PM
I am glad a fellow CPDAer has the guts to put Cho-Pat in it's place. I just started using the Cho-Pat, or as we like to call it in the Aqua-Aerobics Fusion Fundango Flotation Circle, the "Iron Maiden", to help me with my lifetime flareups of Downward Dog Dropsy. After a few Cho-Pat sessions, my cankles doubled in size in less than three Sabbaths (most folks overlook the fact that the Sabbath simply rolls back to another part of the world, and we are all merely living in a perpetual Back Sabbath).
Plus the manual's list of contraindications squarely missed the following: Restless Leg Syndrome, Listless Leg Syndrome, Peeved Leg Syndrome, Deep-Fried Leg Syndrome, Cankle-Tankle (which we CPDAers know is a genetic marker for CCPPDA, PPPPPAP, and not in the least, Toe Dust), Ky Rysdall Kneedall, Chronic Delight Disease, Tennis Elbow, Tennis Knee, Tennis Ankle, Tennis Feet, and Tennis-the-Mennis-Meningitis.
Here's a salutation to your good health Bob and for a cool and dry knee and shack -- a shknee or shkneeack!
Thank you very kindly,
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