This is not a podcast. This is Gelmania.
Whatever you do, don't listen to this.
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Posted 31 October 2011 - 08:44 AM
My eyes were closed and now are open. I laid in slumber but have now awoken. All my life there has been two sets of footprints now there are only one and those footprints belong to Gelmania.
Step aside apple-pie and baseball. Prepare to suck a cock Lady Liberty. Kiss your kids goodbye and kill yourself The Hangover and American Idol. Because Gelmania will not only place Brett Gelman atop the pantheon of American entertainment gods, it will destroy all that came before him.
Posted 31 October 2011 - 01:14 PM
I haven't even listened to this yet, but I am sure it will be the greatest thing to ever grace my ears. In fact, I don't want to listen to it, so I can savor the feeling that no matter what happens in my life, I can always look forward to listening to it.