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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Why was Six afraid of Seven?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 405 views

  2. I wanna be! You wannabe! We all wanna be-Wan Kenobi!

    By JoeyDubuc,
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    • 413 views

  3. Please do accept this bouquet of sound and chatter, fair listeners: I just came back from the florist!

    By JoeyDubuc,
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    • 437 views

  4. tubular bells and spherical whistles ain't got shit over satayed thistles

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 390 views

  5. Car thieves in movies never adjust the seat, but I can't stop hustling my nutsack

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  6. automatic shiteings catching on

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 307 views

  7. Dating Tip #2: If your significant other’s blubber smells like your grandfather’s rubbers, you may be Jeff Foxworthy!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 306 views

  8. Jimmy snapped, cracked, and popped corn and Kellog filed a lawsuit.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 308 views

  9. I reluctantly perused your categorically scatalogical mixology encyclopedia and found it to be infused with unacceptable excremental daiquiri wackery.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 338 views

  10. For centuries, humanity has struggled with the question “What's the meaning of life?” Finally, on today’s show, we make fart jokes for two hours.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 311 views

  11. Look out, a loud, powerful bout of foul, growling vowels is showering down sourly from the Dour Tower hourly!

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 289 views

  12. This sentence begins with the word "boat," contains one lie, and ends with the word "glass-bottomedness."

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 322 views

  13. There's always that one guy who doesn't like it when you say "Thore she blores!!"

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 275 views

  14. Cheesy puffs are one thing, but puffy cheese? That's where we get into the really interesting textural dynamics.

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 271 views

  15. I once considered a life of crime, but mum said I needed to be back by 9pm.

    By Bigsmak,
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    • 331 views

  16. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, the only podcast not inspired by that one episode of The Twilight Zone

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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    • 275 views

  17. Sunny in June, buy one balloon. Sunny in July, the balloon turns out to be a cyclops' eye: pop it and escape!

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 318 views

  18. I've grown horns overnight—two dollars to hang something from them, five dollars to honk one!

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 298 views

  19. Thunder is my only friend but lightning is my gentleman.

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 290 views

  20. If babies are bald, why aren't they much, much older?

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 301 views

  21. Outside of a dog, there's some fur, two floppy ears, a wet nose, several paws, etc.

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 316 views

  22. Call it a hunch, but I think Satan had a hand in the formation of Huey Lewis and the News

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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    • 352 views

  23. Welcome to episode number 500 and Bajillion cast member appearance number 600.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 449 views

  24. Pardon me waiter, Harrison Ford just killed my family with his vintage aero plane.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 359 views

  25. a salamander kicks a bard: Alexander Skarsgard

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 345 views
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