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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I once gave Jill Ebola while listening to Billy Joel. E.coli, though, I got from Cotton Eyed Joe.

    By SevenDollarsWorthofHoobastank,
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  2. Just call me the pistachio police because I'm always bustin' nuts.

    By Shampoodler,
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  3. Please be more careful with autocorrect in your texts. I was worried you were going to put on weight by doing "massive lines of cake."

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  4. More like Steven Seagull! That guy is a bird with webbed feet that eats small fish!

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  5. You'd have to be batshit crazy to catfish Patrick Swayze. Because he's dead.

    By Helen Ghostface Keller,
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  6. Hoped I'd find Pennywise in the sewer, but I only found this stupid $20 bill instead.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  7. But break, my heart, for I must hold my tongue... while I pierce my puffy nipples.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  8. You win some, you lose some. At dim sum you choose some.

    By Benjamin Gettin' Yahoo,
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  9. dot dot dot cotton

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. My buddy's homemade "Cumbucha" is the healthiest drink around, but I wish I didn't have jerk him off into a glass of vinegar to prepare a fresh batch.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  11. I thought I heard September but it was just August of wind.

    By Sonlightfoot,
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  12. When grandpa died and left me his concrete dildo, I took it pretty hard.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  13. what exactly is a joke?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. If it looks like a butt, smells like a butt, and tastes like a butt, your CPR instructor is definitely using the wrong doll.

    By TuffyMcF,   
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  15. meeker wimps with steeper limps need sleeker blimps to sneak a glimpse at her simple chimps dimpled gimps prints of Sneaker Pimp's bleaker hits

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. Some nights he could swear that he heard her soft footsteps at the door accompanied by an indiscernible clatter and faint scratching sound that he

    By FatDicTheOverWeighterInveg8r,
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  17. turns out life itself was racist all along

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. One frog, two frog, raw dog, balrog

    By MikMak,
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  19. Welcome to the Dunder Dome, where two men enter, that's what she said

    By Pure Guava,
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  20. If you wanna make an omelette, you're gonna have to fake a few O's.

    By Shampoodler,
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  21. If a stitch in time saves nine, Leatherface must spend a lot of his day just chillin'

    By Benjamin Gettin' Yahoo,
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  22. It’s weird how Batman named Robin after his penis.

    By fredsolo,
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  23. Hey Playboy, FALSE ADVERTISING! Where are all the sweet pics of Beckett, Miller and Williams?

    By Benjamin Gettin' Yahoo,
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  24. Lorena Bobbitt brand cutlery - so sharp, it'll slice your main vein!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  25. A little bird told me to shut the fuck up but it is not my boss so I won’t.

    By fredsolo,
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