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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If you smell what The Rock is cooking kindly ask him to turn on a fan.

    By Cappy,
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    • 413 views

  2. How much wood could a prude schmuck suck if a nude cuck you'd fuck screwed?

    By SpankeyMcDougal,
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    • 365 views

  3. Heavy is the 300 pound head that wears the crown.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 376 views

  4. There was candy and nuts all up in them guts, the night that Wonka came.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 380 views

  5. I'm lactation intolerant, so if I see a mother breast-feeding her newborn infant, it's diarrhea for days, your honor.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 318 views

  6. Bombshell report: Walking Dead showrunner admits, "Ratatouille was our prequel, of course. Rats in a kitchen? It was only a matter of time!"

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 355 views

  7. If you're blue and you don't know where to go to, why don't you COME ON DOOOWN to where FASHION SITS -- Bernie's Jean Emporium on Main!

    By SmackTrout,
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  8. Face down, ass up, that's the way we like to scuba dive

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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    • 420 views

  9. *NSYNC and the Backstreet Boys are forming a mega boyband: the *N-Back Boys

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 374 views

  10. Old Molasses Glasses went and grassed us up to the cops so we ain't gonna stop. TO THE BORDER BOYS!!!!!

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 286 views

  11. The grass is always greener if you've enough Crayolas.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 289 views

  12. Cornhole is just a game like Mingus is just a bass player, maize hater.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 302 views

  13. Job Interviews are like Hi-Fives from cops. You don't get them if you're not wearing pants.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 264 views

  14. I'll never forget those wonderful words my father said to me: "Here's your mail!"

    By Parrot Top,
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    • 384 views

  15. Bob's Butchery is but a jobless obelisk because of his topless tapas trysts.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 334 views

  16. Come now, my good man. We've been fucking for hours and I've places to be.

    By Parrot Top,
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    • 326 views

  17. Every word in this catchphrase has been thoroughly screened for obscenities by our fucking intern, Lazy Pete

    By Parrot Top,
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    • 333 views

  18. I love a bit of T and A, but then I am a teaching assistant... and also a pervert!

    By Parrot Top,
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    • 346 views

  19. April? More like APP-ril. As in: I ril appy shopping for apps at app store in App-ril, app is in name of month so ril good deals on apps in Appril

    By Pure Guava,
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  20. Vlad vies for Vile Violet via violent violation of vial eight.

    By DanWhite_95339,
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  21. You can lead a Jimmy to corn, but you can’t make him crack it.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 312 views

  22. "Where's the Beef?" And Where's the Thief that Stole My Beef? It's My Belief (that this neighborhood is going downhill)

    By DoooDahMan,
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    • 261 views

  23. I'm here to kick bubblegum and chew ass and I'm all out of ass. P.S. You got any ass?

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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    • 778 views

  24. April's Atmosphere is Appreciated, but May may make more.

    By DanWhite_95339,
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    • 429 views

  25. Murder Gerald's iguana. Check. Apologize to Gerald. Check. Overfeed Gerald's goldfish. Check. Murder Gerald. T-minus one hour.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 295 views
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