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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I never thought I’d see the day when hair on the taint turned old and grey and holes became open as canyons.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  2. words fucking fail me

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  3. Get out and take your Jordan Peele blu-ray with you!

    By Bingo Boy,
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  4. The world is still patiently waiting on Lou Bega to release his first four mambos.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  5. Quality over quantity, ammirite fellas?

    By Pure Guava,
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  6. Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when we're 69in'?

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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  7. Let me tell you 'bout the birds and the bees and the rug burn on mom's knees.

    By Shampoodler,
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  8. What you're doing is rubbing your shit all over the walls, figuratively speaking. If you want any respect around here, you'll have to do it literally

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  9. Turds fail me

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  10. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang—the show where we talk through intubated poopholes.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. On the one hand, I have five fingers, but on the other hand is a tattoo of Garry Shandling

    By Parrot Top,
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  12. I’ll be fourthright with you—if you take the fifth right, it’s the same as if you just took the first right.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. I went to the beach and got sand in my crack, but I’ll probably still smoke it anyway.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  14. Wine 'em, dine 'em, get her home before nine 'em

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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  15. On my way to visit your new apartment. By the way, I have to shit. Real bad.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  16. Triple-decker cheez-wiz stacks topped with Mike Pence high-end weed nut sacks were a hit at the party.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  17. Rub through the cobwebs on the body of the frail elderly man and a genie will appear.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  18. “Open wide,” she said. I’m cumming at full speed and I don’t want anyone to get hurt.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  19. Describe me in three words and at least one of those will be gaping, that’s for sure.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  20. The little girl picked up the poop and put it back into her puppy as an early birthday gift.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  21. I wanna sex you up. I wanna sex you down. I want that little lizard inside my hole of brown.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  22. Bloody t-shirt. Check. Dripping diaper. Check. Scrotum Clamps. Check. “Yes, honey. I’m ready for our weekend getaway.”

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  23. What if I had a Slurpee right now? That’s a good question to ponder.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  24. What would you do for a Klondike bar, you ask? I’d pleasure the polar bear. I’d extract the milk.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  25. He described my grandfather as flappy, soggy, and mildewed. He was an amazing doctor.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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