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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I wished upon a star and got nothing. I stole a pacifier from a baby’s crib, so you tell me who the lucky one really is.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  2. Vin Diesel just called me. He said we could finally be together. And that he would continue to use Nitrous when having sex with me.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  3. My ingrown toenails are out of control. My wife left me. My family disowned me. My dog passed away. But at least I still have my ingrown toenails.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  4. If Keith needs relief, the options are beef, queef, or reef, Chief.

    By Local Cabal,   
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  5. Previously on Game Of Thrones, Euron let loose loads of salty sea men.

    By Shampoodler,
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  6. Achilles' former podiatrist "The Greek Heel-er" found guilty of reckless negligence and malpractice.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  7. Nobody cares about "South Pacific" the musical. Let's hear about the “North Pacific” instead.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  8. Alex P. Keaton ain't cheatin' but Marty McFly is an adulterous guy

    By Pure Guava,
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  9. If you're at the zoo / go visit the tigers / When it comes to old movies / check out Rod Steiger's.

    By slowestjogger,
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  10. Tunnel inside and funnel the goods. I found my dead cat, hanging in the woods. Dinnertime!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  11. Hey I’m Marty McFly. Come on down to Burger King and try our new Fecal French Fry Fungus sauce, perfect for any delicious Subway footlong!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  12. It felt so wrong. She wasn’t so nice. She substituted maggots. For the buttered rice.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  13. I didn’t mean to upset you. I was convinced father told you our new family would be incestuous.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  14. We’ve eliminated the threat, Mr. President. You can rest easy knowing those hamsters from the Kia Soul commercials are behind bars.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  15. The snozzberries taste like shitberries.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  16. Forget the "like" button; you'll need to use the Bristol Stool Scale to rate catchphrase suggestions from now on

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  17. Who would've known that an invisible rabbit could do so much damage?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  18. Pump up the jams babydoll. This sausage ain’t gonna dance by itself.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  19. The hard drive should have never been inserted into my grandmother. She’s been backed up for ages. We’ll be going in there ourselves, sir.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  20. My father was a ruthless man. There wasn’t one time that he wiped sufficiently. Not. One. Time.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  21. You can say that again. Amirite?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  22. Pepperoni grease and peppered bologna geese fly out of the John Cleese’s neice’s carcass with glee.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  23. I put my pants on one leg at a time just like you do—but when I get my pants on, I make little corn-studded poopies in them.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. Sorry Lois, I have to duck out for a moment. I, uh, shit my pants again. [To himself:] I better make this authentic so Lois doesn't catch on

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  25. Judge Reinhold was in Beverly Hills Cop, and vice versa

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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