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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The rule of threes, a carefully crafted pun, a clever portmanteau, this is the riddle of steel.

    By Shampoodler,
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  2. Too many pretzels and not enough sticks. The Vaseline had smothered the ladybugā€™s dick.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  3. Iā€™ll take ā€œPeople Who Cracked Corn And For Whom I Donā€™t Careā€ for $400, Alex.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. Gor-Gor, God of Destruction, says floss your teeth after ingesting the charred flesh of your vanquished enemies

    By Pure Guava,
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  5. Never trust a taqueria employee, they spill the beans every day.

    By Pure Guava,
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  6. Bob Marley robs harleys while Pete Tosh beats off

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. The night they scheduled the basketball finals at the same time she was a judge at the talent show was a pivotal moment for Paula Abdul Jabbar.

    By J-Roc,
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  8. Lettuce, squash, nuts. These are the ingredients of a Tighty Whitey salad.

    By Shampoodler,
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  9. I saw Sisters With Voices with my sisters without voices, but without my sisters with voices.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  10. ā€œPut ā€˜em up, put ā€˜em up,ā€ said the robber to the family hastily putting up Christmas lights. ā€œAnd then take them down immediately and give them to me,

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  11. Four new contestants try to craft blades from piles of mayonnaise. Welcome back! Iā€™m your host, Brock Carpeltin.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  12. Mick Jaggerā€™s jagged and haggard black slacks ravaged the crappy snack bagā€™s wack butt juices for days on end.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  13. I was ticklish once. And then I shit myself at the tender age of 31

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  14. Robert Pattinson once ate this while on the set of Twilight: Eclipse. You do not want to miss Perez Hiltonā€™s inside scoop.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  15. The flesh was removed delicately by Norman. I watched in anticipation to see if he would, in fact, taste the fecal matter scattered across the arm.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  16. For my whole life, I hated my mother. Thus when she repeatedly told me that absence makes the heart grow fonder, I sliced her up like sandwich meat.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  17. Rain drop. Drop top. Outdated meme talk, suckinā€™ on my momā€™s cock.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  18. If I was a pickle, I would savor every single moment of being tenderly placed into someoneā€™s wettened mouth.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  19. When I was born, my mother told me she doesnā€™t suck cock, but she gargles pussy.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  20. I had a dream that Ron Jeremyā€™s germy penis ruled the world. Truly life-changing stuff.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  21. I just saw a couple rugrats playing in the sewers with this clown with a red balloon. They looked like they were all having so much fun!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  22. If I was a medium, I would be a really good one. Iā€™m an incredibly good liar and I love thinking about dead bodies and their former lives.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  23. Cleanse my soul, you wretched beast. Cleanse me from the inside and caress me from the outside. Diddle me before time runs out.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  24. No, grandma, I am absolutely not going to chew your food for youā€¦Unless, do you still have that Wertherā€™s Original you sucked on but couldnā€™t finish?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  25. 17 Cheeseburger Big Bites for me and the fam, please. The two of us would greatly appreciate some spray diarrhea right about now.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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