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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The exterminator was babbling on about how effective his chemicals are, and I was like, "spray it, don't say it, buddy!"

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  2. My battery's dying so I gotta make this quick. The Feds are on the way. Shred my dance recital notebook. SHRED IT!

    By SideofMcG,
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  3. String cheese from the East. Bee secretions from the West. I’ve never not cheated on a pregnancy test.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  4. I heard the bone chilling screams from miles away. I knew I could help, so I walked in the opposite direction to avoid helping.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  5. In case of emergency, please refrain from eating hard boiled eggs next to the elderly man sitting over there. He was traumatized by one as a child in

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  6. There. Oh yes, right there. That’s the spot. Oh God, you hit the spot. You hit the perfect hole.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  7. If nipples were pimples, we'd all have a bursty busty.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  8. Go to sleep, little baby. Go to sleep or I’ll sock ya in the tooth.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  9. Fiddler on the roof. Diddler suckin’ flute. That’s how I was raised, how about you?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  10. I was spoiled as a kid. Lost my virginity at birth when I technically had sex with my Mom.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  11. The skin flaked and the birds sang songs of love and war as Voldemort finally made his way into Harry.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  12. Just play the damn song, why don’t ya? I won’t be hard forever. In fact, I’ll only be hard for another 16 hours until I take my second dose of 37 Cial

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  13. Girl, get off your knees, into a church then right back down on those knees, you've been slurping the devil's chowder.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  14. Why is the character called Big Bird? Shouldn't he be called... Actually, you know what, Big Bird suits him pretty well.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  15. Your honor, People of the jury, please direct your attention to exhibit A. The murder "victim" referring to Family Matters as "Urkel". I rest my case.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  16. I cant blame all my problems on 9/11 but that wont stop me trying

    By tears in the typing pool,
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  17. When you saw only one set of footprints it was because even Jesus thinks you're loser and wouldn't be caught dead walking anywhere near you

    By Pure Guava,
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  18. To be a gangsta rapper, you need a gangsta name. "Pitbull" was already taken, so he went by "Labradoodle" instead. Labradoodles be precious as hell.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  19. Oompa loompa Stick it up your joomper... I wonder what you will find today?

    By Bigsmak,
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  20. i will sit right down: waiting for the gift of sound revision

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ. Some combination of these will form to create the world's funniest catchphrase.

    By Pure Guava,
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  22. Hold on one fucking second. Are you talking U2 to me you boobless rude dude?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  23. I found it. I found the key. It was in the bathroom next to the sink. I found it. I found the key. It was in the bathroom in a pile of feces.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  24. Watch out for turning vehicles. If you don’t, the car will fucking hit you and kill you and you’ll die and be dead forever you dummy.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  25. While tenderly licking the kitten’s tail, a tiny pink finger emerged from in between the puppy’s legs.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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