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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. My other car is also an automobile.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  2. I've heard of show stoppers, but show starters?!

    By J.R.,
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  3. What's old, penisdog?

    By doctorhaifisch,
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  4. Shall I compare thee to a summers day? Nope - You're like a hailstorm at a nudist camp!

    By Bigsmak,
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  5. I'd like to thank my fans- oscillating, ceiling, box and swim. You da best!

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  6. Shouldn't it be Kulap Aukerwoman?

    By Shampoodler,
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  7. Your ass. A hole in the ground. Is there really a difference? Discuss.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. Old Man Cornshanks goin’ to town / Ridin’ a llama, draggin’ an owl / Owl makes screech, llama jumps / Old Man Cornshanks takes an unexpected dump

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. I’m trying to pick a band name, and I’ve narrowed it down to: “Great Balls of Corn”, “Shut Up and Eat Your Fucking Corn”, or “Corn and the Cobermans”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. Don't worry, this isn't my first rodeo. I mean, what are you anyway? the rodeo police? You ARE the rodeo police? In that case, yes, technically...

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  11. twerking class heroes: now something to be!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. Sorry Guardians of the Galaxy, there's only one Star-Lord for me. And that's Star-Jesus.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  13. You've never thought of me as a Peeping Tom, watching you from the tree outside your bedroom? I'm gonna go out and a limb here and prove you wrong.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  14. your pretty st outside ur pretty house is a world away from a panna scouse

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. I totally ghosted my last girlfriend. Well, I mean... She's a ghost now.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  16. When I became a man, I put away my childish things. I stuffed them all under my bed right before my mom got home.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  17. Your rhymes are nothing compared to mine fool, there is no Dana only Zuul, and I'll bust your ass into a marshmallow pool

    By Justa Punn,
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  18. There's only one choice for the voice that makes you moist

    By Justa Punn,
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  19. Only on Earwolf, it’s the official Diff’rent Strokes fan podcast for the state of Kansas: Wichitalkin’ about Willis.

    By Justa Punn,
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  20. When in doubt, always remember...

    By Ticholas,
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  21. Huey Lewis cover bands are nothing but fake News.

    By Justa Punn,
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  22. I met Bill Hader at a seder and he said he hated the french fried po'taters not a little but a latke. Hader's gonna hate I guess.

    By Justa Punn,
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  23. Don’t throw your baby out with the bathwater unless, of course, your baby is a serial murderer.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  24. needs to feel the heat of the beat when the concrete sheep move their feet to the heat of the beat, the beat on the street

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. Protest all you want, but we can’t begin the operation until you put these scrubs on, Dr. T-Boz Watkins.

    By Put me in coach,
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