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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. There's only one rule in this convoy: never end a sentence with a preposition, over.

    By Put me in coach,
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  2. If there's one thing I know, well then I'd be a real dum dum.

    By Put me in coach,
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  3. Stinky fingers caressed the boys frail ribcage as he licked the tiny hole beneath the couch. “Mom” he said, don’t forget to heat up dinner!”

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  4. You lost your dog, murdered your family, and Burger Kind stopped selling chicken fries again. Could this day get any worse?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  5. kiss this cyst, Miss: lest Liszt hiss his diss-mist midst his bliss orifice

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. On Google I discovered that somebody with my name invented tupperware parties. Fortunately I'm still the #1 search result because I murdered my family

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  7. Just to clarify... When you said "let's put a pin in it," did you mean we should perform the bone fracture repair surgery, or discuss it later?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  8. Chef Bobbit, you've been chopped again.

    By Shampoodler,
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  9. Peter Piper a récolté 16 pintes de poivrons décapés

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  10. *uses nice silent hipster emoji as submission*

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. We regret to inform you.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. Womp Rat and Womp it Up. Rey and Marina del Rey. Listler and Jar Jar. Coincidence? I think not.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. B-U-N-G-H-O-L-E and Bunghole was his name-hole

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. The podcast where horsedrawn carriages are a thing of the past.

    By danlove,   
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  15. This podcast is dedicated to the man with no eyes, for him this is everything, what a guy.

    By danlove,   
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  16. If you like chicken noodle scoop, stick your hand in a tub of orange goop, and rub it down til ya poop.

    By danlove,   
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  17. I was startled as they gargles on my garbled, carnal sparkle marbles.

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  18. My narcissistic art assistant's smarter mistress' farts are listless

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  19. Don't tell anyone but I think that American Girl doll has the hots for me

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  20. Butt holes, donut holes, dick holes, pussy holes. Hey! We're all the same.

    By Snot_Hockerman,
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  21. Stinky twinkes sausage links and a slinky were all found at the crime scene of the blue-tailed lizard.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  22. There are pickled brains and curried toenails, so it must be a Pierce Brosnan party

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  23. What is this world coming to? I'm still a boring ol' missionary guy but I can't speak for everyone.

    By drewxblood,
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  24. I scratched the dogs back for hours before realizing it was my grandmother’s corpse

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  25. I stuck my neck out, but really I was sticking my head out so someone should change that phrase.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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