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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Hiphopstorians have long suspected that the young Snoop Doggerman murdered Easy P.

    By Shampoodler,
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  2. Modern toilet thrillers rely too heavily on the dump scare.

    By Shampoodler,
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  3. I'm not saying she's a gold digger, she's more a foreman for the mining operation than an actual on-site prospector.

    By Pure Guava,
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  4. We had joy,we had fun,we had seasons in the sun,which was crazy because the sun is really hot & we definitely should NOT have lasted that long

    By Pure Guava,
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  5. the dark black pits we barely missed now bathe sun kissed in comparative bliss

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. I've had enough of this shit! Can I get my check, and a shit-bag to go?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. On today’s Comedy Twang Twang, it’s super-nervous country music legend Conway Twitchy!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. Wompless for far too long, ring-coveter and considerer-in-totality Robert Smeagol cowers in the corner of his moist cave, softly humming his jamz

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. loose lips sink ships. However, a nice set of tight lips will create a sturdy hull for any sea journey you may wish to embark on

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  10. idea: smoke a massive bowl of chewing gum

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  11. Brought to you by Kenny Rogers Roasters, the premier service to hire comedians that only tell Kenny Rogers jokes.

    By Justa Punn,
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  12. John Krasinski, Steve Carrell and Bryan Cranston star in the Mighty Mifflin Dunder Morphlin Power Rangers! Coming this summer. That’s what she said.

    By Justa Punn,
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  13. For that sweet pig meat you love to eat, the bacon in Macon will gorge ya in Georgia.

    By Justa Punn,
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  14. Saw Kenny Rogers playing Zelda upside down so I told him: if you’re gonna play the game boy, you gotta learn to play it right.

    By Justa Punn,
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  15. I’d totally take you out for chicken tenders, but I’m not fit to wear Fred Barry’s trademark suspenders.

    By Justa Punn,
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  16. Beautiful no doubt, with eyes music would register a noise complaint about. My stomach pit is enormous, you make me sick you’re disgustingly gorgeous.

    By Justa Punn,
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  17. I'm a little teapot, short and stout, but why are we focusing on my height and build when I'm a sentient teapot?

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  18. “Be kind, rewind” sounds like a catchphrase from a What’s Happening rip-off when the titular Rewind says something mean to his younger sister Toots.

    By Justa Punn,
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  19. Why did Kulap masturbate when the Choctaw was out of town? So she could get off Scott-free!

    By LMNOPeehole,
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  20. Any burrito is a breakfast burrito if you eat it in the morning.

    By Justa Punn,
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  21. How goes it, bun wrapped meat casing?

    By Justa Punn,
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  22. Left side. Strong side. It’s up to you to find the best way inside me.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  23. Cash preferred but trash accepted because another man’s treasure and whatnot.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. Un-womped jamz are almost as tragic as corn-less catchphrases.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. Ira Glass can kiss my ass—he sold me third-class cornflax grass.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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