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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I just want to kick back and watch the boob tube but my wife didn't cotton to me kicking her in the back and putting toilet paper tubes on her chest.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  2. Here comes the sun, and the next thing you know you’ve got sun screen on your face.

    By Justa Punn,
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  3. No sir, I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to my friend Burt, Raw Burt Deniro. Ooh baby, he likes it raw.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  4. I love Spont, I love Lauren - I'm a Scotsman who wears a Sporran!

    By Bigsmak,
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  5. I'll have a number 4, a large shake, your pants, your job and your hand in marriage.

    By TheLittleFrogBoy,
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  6. All Salads are joking

    By Bigsmak,
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  7. This is the way the world ends, not with a bang, but with a Whopper.

    By TheLittleFrogBoy,
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  8. Brought to you by Sullivan’s Lobotomy: You’d have to have a lobotomy to be stupid enough to get your lobotomy somewhere else!

    By Justa Punn,
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  9. I’m a sandwich artist below the belt, just ask and I’ll make your tuna melt. Welcome to Talkin’ Tang I’m your host Jason Mantzoukas.

    By Justa Punn,
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  10. Did E.T. shit in my bed because there's Reece’s feces in here

    By Justa Punn,
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  11. reading books is for needy cucks

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. You should never take life for granite. Because granite is a rock and that's a pretty stupid thing to kill someone over.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  13. If it looks like I've got a spring in my step, it's only because some punk slipped a slinky into my crocs.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  14. Please, call me John. Mister Smith is my grandfather's name on my mother's side. My father took my mother's last name.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  15. I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, but I'm all out of bubblegum so I can't.

    By travisdunsmuir,
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  16. get a room u2! and go fuck yourselves in it

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. Thy thouest art thine thou thinest, art thine thou? Thus ends lesson one of old-timey Bible talk.

    By Pure Guava,
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  18. "Mazed and Corn-fused" would make a great name for a Halloween corn maze. Feel free to use it, spooky farmers.

    By Pure Guava,
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  19. Call me old-fashioned, because that's my name. Old-Fashioned Johnson here, pleasure to make your acquaintance.

    By Pure Guava,
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  20. On today’s show, the inventor of powdered corned beef—Bjorn Cjornsen!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. On today’s show, the President of the United States of America—Chris Ballew, with his greatest hit, Lump!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. On today’s show, Orthodox Rabbi Heymie Nongman and his trusty sidekick Kangaroo Randy the Rodeo Clam!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. Folgers has it all wrong, the best part of waking up is turning the alarm off and going back to sleep.

    By Justa Punn,
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  24. I like my women like my favorite Welcome Back Kotter character: bushy, Hispanic, & named Epstein.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  25. CBB TV fun fact: Tim Kalpakis did NOT play Badger in Breaking Bad.

    By Justa Punn,
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