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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. She fixin' to get hot up in here.

    By savagemutt,
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  2. The Great War of Asian conveyance was over with the signing of the Honda Accords.

    By ElliottSablan,
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  3. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I can hear your butthole puckering, and it's saying something.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  4. Wendy's. Square burgers. Square water bottles. Fiji Water. Just Do It.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  5. By MondoMudbutt,
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  6. Tonight. I say goodbye. I bid farewell to my lizard lover and I say hello to my new sexually addicted wolverine.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  7. Your special happy place is being sterilized for obvious reasons.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  8. Most of the attendees at this year's Facts of Life convention were Natalie-attired

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  9. two reasons i never let my girlfriend play my playstation. 1) i do not have a playstation. 2) i do not have a girlfriend

    By tears in the typing pool,
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  10. i just bought a lifetime supply of condoms. $5 for a pack of ten is a great deal!

    By tears in the typing pool,
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  11. When i became a man, i put away my childish things, but at night when i become ChildMan, I strap all those things back onto my imagination suit.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  12. This just in, James Bond will apparently be driving a Mazda Miata in the upcoming films.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  13. Take it out of your butt. Now. Oh, you don't want to? How do you plan on writing anything down?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  14. Go stupid. Go dumb. We want you at your stupidest and dumbest, please.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  15. The world bank has been trying more and more to start funding my personal escapades, but until the castration, there's not much they can do, really.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  16. I’m never afraid to push back and chase my passion. What is my passion? Find the perfect gooch hair.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  17. Yea we’ll just hang out in my backyard this afternoon. I just gave myself an enema, so we should be able to avoid any cleanup.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  18. It’s the final days of Toyota’s Buy-A-Car-Get-Rid-Of-Your-Family deal at Church’s Chicken. Head on down to your local pool and...

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  19. I was often hypnotized in 5th grade whilst looking at dirty balloon knots in the bathroom.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  20. Circumcised serrano peppers at the food truck are half off—today only!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  21. Punkin chunkin? Looks like that duck's a fluffin. Say hello to my granulars.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  22. East of Eden ain't cheatin' but Grapes of Wrath wants to take a bath with your wife

    By Pure Guava,
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  23. Have you ever seen a whale with a polka-dot tail? LSD in the sea will set your eyes free.

    By Pure Guava,
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  24. They call me Mellow Yellow because I'm not uptight about having pee in my pants all day long.

    By Pure Guava,
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  25. Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1999. Because we were in a car crash that year & have been in a coma ever since & know of no other year,

    By Pure Guava,
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