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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. What's shakin' it, bacon bit?

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  2. How much is that doggy in the window? He's not for sale. And who goes up to people's homes asking to buy their pets anyway?!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 346 views

  3. Anything you can do I can do with greater efficiency and a higher rate of effectiveness. (Yes I can!)

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  4. And I was like come at me dog, and he was all bark bark woof, so I said oh so it's like that? then he shook his tail & I scratched his ears, the end.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  5. i've been your tutor for how long now Tricia, have I ever shown up to class dressed as Roy Orbison and not expected back-door business?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. I'll try to keep this brief: the People of the United States v. Comedy Bang Bang

    By dog_in_space,
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  7. Comedy Bing Crosby: This time with more minutes of soulful crooning than you can shake a Rhythm Boy at and still have a White Christmas

    By dog_in_space,
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  8. King Nong swings long and bangs wrong gong—details at 10 on HEY9 News.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. G-g-g-g-ghost. H-h-h-h-host. S-s-s-s-snake. C-c-c-c-corn. P-p-p-p-plugs. This has been the Comedy Bang Bang vocal warm up show.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 548 views

  10. Palindrome her? Reh wonk yldrah I!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. Those fucking cows are starting beef again.

    By Shampoodler,
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  12. A sneaking, meekly-rationed suspiration of impatient vapors sauntered sulking through the drafty hall long after all had left.

    By Schnickpot,
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  13. you know that blockbuster cockthruster who rocks just up the block from Spock's rusty crop-duster?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. Don't be afraid of that dog-computer, its megabark is worse than its megabite.

    By Schnickpot,
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  15. Grinches get pinches

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 359 views

  16. Starting a Kickstarter to start shit with a shit starter named Nick Carter, no relation.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  17. There's nothing wrong with messing everything up out of sheer incompetence and then lying about it!

    By Schnickpot,
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  18. Holy shit I can see, what'd you put on my eyes? Some Holy shit. OMG! Please my friends call me Christ.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  19. Stop filling your pockets with miniature Englands, we have a dentist to thank!

    By Schnickpot,
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  20. I just read the book "Of Mice and Men," but to be honest, I don't think mice wrote any of it.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  21. You're no match for my evaporation ray Water man

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  22. Thus far extend, thus far thy bounds, this be thy just Circumference, O World.

    By Schnickpot,
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  23. It's the tiniest things that matter the most, like Colombian beans and cinnamon toast.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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    • 438 views

  24. Holy Monday, Easter Tuesday, Sandwich Wednesday, Marble Thursday, Cable Friday, Baby Saturday, Knuckle Sunday?!

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 323 views

  25. There's nothing wrong with a little whale replacement.

    By Schnickpot,
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