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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. ā€œBagel in a taxi on fifth avenueā€ from the album ā€œThe Billy Joel Lost Recordingsā€ by Weird Al Yankovic is your CBB album joke of the day.

    By Justa Punn,
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  2. Welcome to my home these are my cats Michael Dogless and William Katt. Believe it or not, heā€™s choking on hair.

    By Justa Punn,
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  3. I've seen Earth, Wind and Fire, and I've seen Rainman.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  4. This episode peaks at the catchphrase.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  5. I like to sew. Sorry no I mean I like to sue. So settle in for a long night of settling out of court. No Matlocks allowed.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  6. Home may well be where the heart is but Homer is where the Bart is.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. Usually not a fan of franchise reboots, but the New Testament really nailed it.

    By Shampoodler,
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  8. Tupac too swole to play the role of Nat King Cole, far too dead too.

    By Shampoodler,
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  9. Jason, are you pondering what Iā€™m pondering? I think so Scott, but how will we eat corn with prolapsed esophagi?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. The Herbie reaction from the Furby faction ended with PeeWee in traction.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. There once was a man from Savanaheim / Whose ear hairs were so long he could rope a liā€™l dogie with ā€˜em / He said with guffaw / As he pinched off a lo

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. A bird in the hand is worth whatever the free market dictates, you socialist commies!

    By Put me in coach,
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  13. They don't call me Doctor Leroy Funkmeister the Third for nothing. Or at all, for that matter.

    By Put me in coach,
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  14. One if by land, two if by Mennen

    By Put me in coach,
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  15. This summer, Kevin Bacon, Fiona Apple & Carrot Top, featuring Meatloaf, Jerry Rice & John Candy, & introducing Darryl Strawberry as Professor Plum.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  16. I wear mainly Hawaiian shirts, they're just plain t-shirts but I got big chunks of ham and pineapple all over 'em.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  17. Coming soon to Comedy Central "Can we please get Ben Stein's money back, times are tough"

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  18. I've been trying to work my way through the TV show "Dark Angel" since 2000, Completing the series has become a real Jessica Albatross around my neck.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  19. Batman and Superman are easy to defeat! For the successful super villain will only rob on Martha Street.

    By Justa Punn,
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  20. I wrote you books, I wrote you songs. I wrote you poems, I wrote you psalms. Been writing about you a lot nowadays. I even wrote you in a catchphrase.

    By Justa Punn,
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  21. Just a sensible dinner and a shake for dessert, are my two favorite 90ā€™s R&B songs

    By Justa Punn,
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  22. I be handin out praises for writing those phrases

    By Justa Punn,
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  23. I arrange words in a choreographed succession, covered in sweat and set to music. Iā€™m a dancer at a script club.

    By Justa Punn,
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  24. I put my hand on her heart and told her thatā€™s why I call this my treasure chest. I'm your host, Smooth Auckerator.

    By Justa Punn,
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  25. Ironically, I'm a deaf leopard and also the drummer for a band called "one armed man".

    By Mike Trout Mask Replica,
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