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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Pornographic PachaMama pours scorn on top of what you wanna do, it's true: you too a goner - and all because of PachaMama

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  2. Hand sanitizer won't ass the check that your mouth's been cashin'.

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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  3. IT puts the lotion on IT's skin after IT removes the makeup.

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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  4. Type, erase, and type and erase and realize you're a terrible writer and give up forever. It's what Jesus would do.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  5. Sticks and stones may break my bones but ice cream cones dessert me.

    By Cappy,
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  6. Can we get a president in office that isn't afraid to nuke the hurricanes?

    By spookyUser,
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  7. I'm not sure we're speaking the same language, but your dog is carrying my puppies.

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,   
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  8. Heydongban....I hab a cold

    By GiantRobotSexMonster,
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  9. Board the train or forever hold your beets, and you know damn well what that means - Stained palms, of course!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  10. For all sad words of tongue and pen, The saddest are these, 'Gray pubes on my chin'

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  11. Behind every great man is a magical good luck troll that only he can see and talk to.

    By A Picture of a Tractor,
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  12. I was working as a unreliable narrator in a cocktail bar. That much is probably true

    By tears in the typing pool,
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  13. Read all about it! A tiny house for a loud-mouthed mouse in Laos caught fire after a verbal altercation with neighbors.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  14. The virgin boy kicked and screamed as he was forcefully fed ice cream jean queens.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  15. Flaked peppercorns and original Philadelphia cream cheese smothered the iguana’s exposed eyelids under the tuscan sun.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  16. The shrimp was cleaned and formally inserted into the cherried crevice.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  17. Yes, I put a lampshade on that guy from jersey shore, but im not trying to make light of the situation.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  18. The only thing that stops a bad guy with a podcast is a good guy with a podcast

    By SmackTrout,
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  19. I never meant to be so cold to you, but I just figured since we were standing next to your frozen grandfather, it was only right.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  20. It stands to reason. It sits to reason. It runs to reason. My God, now it's just a torso and it's crawling at me to reason!

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  21. Its righty tighty, lefty loosey, then tighty whiteys on my Christmas goosey.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  22. Young Pope? Young Sheldon? What's next, Young Frankenstein?!

    By revengeofthesonofghostdad,
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  23. Perfection is a hole with no exit.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  24. Piss me off and you better watch yourself piss on yourself.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 248 views

  25. Far from Gondor lay the falcon, naked and afraid and being filmed for a new TV show.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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