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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Fie ont fie! 'tis PewDiePie!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 365 views

  2. Grease the floors before you quarter the mortar, for it's sure to lure the pure skewer lawn mower and steeped leaf blower at grandpa’s house.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 260 views

  3. Just dropped the pants off at the store, Grandpa. Now fuck off!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 267 views

  4. I braided my hair tonight. But not the hair on my head.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 253 views

  5. Vivid dreams are a lot like vivid entertainment, ya know?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  6. About. Contact. Advertise with us. Shop!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 274 views

  7. Install apps on your phone to look at your phone more, because the more you look at your phone, the more apps you have and the cooler you seem...

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  8. While riding the train, I farted. I blamed it on the baby next to me and the train collectively berated him for the remainder of the trip.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 264 views

  9. Charge the battery before you use it. I wasn’t getting any good vibrations out of it earlier.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 271 views

  10. “Blast off”, the man said after dropping 42 hits of acid and drinking a Tropicana Orange Juice.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 277 views

  11. Choose you own adventure, but be sure and choose the one where you get to eat the curried planters wart.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 262 views

  12. A hard boiled egg a day keeps the doctor away from my eggy farts

    By RimjobJimbob,
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  13. Baa with da Baa? Who sings this, a goat? His name's Kid Rock after all.

    By RimjobJimbob,
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  14. I cleaned the beans and made the Dean's, now gimme that peen!

    By RimjobJimbob,
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  15. The end of Titanic had me just like Roy Orbison. Dead.

    By RimjobJimbob,
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  16. All my exs live in Texas. Which is statistically likely given my lifetime spent in rural Texas.

    By Frenchfries,
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    • 320 views

  17. Heynongman

    By spookyUser,
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  18. Don't be a fuddy duddy, peel that silly putty off my nutty buddy

    By Bingo Boy,
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  19. Did you bring gold, Frankenstein and Myrrh or gold, Frankenstein's monster and Myrrh?

    By 3scompany4throomate,
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  20. Reset

    By spookyUser,
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    • 285 views

  21. A good old fashioned radio

    By spookyUser,
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  22. Remember to go to Fleshlight.gov and enter the code BANG BANG for a free 1000 day trial

    By fredsolo,
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    • 284 views

  23. I've said before and I'll say it again. SHRIMPMONKEY!

    By fredsolo,
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    • 276 views

  24. You can only coin words and money. Turns out our money has been where our mouth was this whole time!

    By BonjaminJehnson,   
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  25. Every day I wake up with a smile on and a rock solid member pulsating.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 283 views
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