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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I was joking about having coffee with Lauren Lapkus of course. I mean, have you seen her eyes? They belong in a museum not sitting across from me.

    By Justa Punn,
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  2. It’s like the saying goes: when Lorne Greene finds his way to the Battlestar Gallactica set, a trombone salesman will owe a hefty debt

    By Justa Punn,
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  3. I don’t invest but I do have a steak in a barbeque restaurant

    By Justa Punn,
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  4. Men are immature because our brainpan refuses to grow up. With the tick tock of our crocodile clock, we’ll always be lost boys.

    By Justa Punn,
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  5. Terms and conditions? No, pick one, and while your at, increase the font size.

    By dhxlive,
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  6. The trouble with board games is they don't always say sorry

    By dhxlive,
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  7. Itemizing deductions? Now that's taxing.

    By dhxlive,
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  8. If there's a finer city thanStockton, California, I don't want to hear about it.

    By dhxlive,
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  9. Romanced a dancer near a lancer, raised from her trance, I'm now a necromancer

    By dhxlive,
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  10. Batters averaged .308 against the throws of April with runners in scoring position.

    By dhxlive,
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  11. In the case of the 25 year old sitcom, you are NOT the momma!

    By jizzysnizzy,
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  12. My birthday is July 2nd, or as Jason Mantzoukas calls it: time for 1970 to answer for its crimes.

    By Justa Punn,
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  13. The ruminatin, schooner-sailin, laid back high king of content makin will resume his thirsty raccoon phallatin as soon as he wakes from hibernatin

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. Steely Dan should be a Steely Dan cover band. That way, people won't leave the show thinking Steely Dan sucks. They'll say "Pretty good cover band!"

    By NickSpannaus,
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  15. I make a great first impression... by which I mean to say: people mostly liked me as a baby.

    By NickSpannaus,
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  16. Nobody gets to be the "Space Cowboy" AND "The Gangster of Love." Stop being greedy, Maurice!

    By NickSpannaus,
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  17. Hello Sharks, today I'd like to share with you a bicycle made completely out of recalled breast implants.

    By Shampoodler,
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  18. If you walk the walk and talk the talk, are you a walkie talkie?

    By Bigsmak,
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  19. im sleek and a showman and chief among snowmen teaching sheep and grown stoned men cheap greek and roman

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. L. Ron Hubbard hid in Elrond's cupboard to smell John's knub lard.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. A podcast with interviews of interesting people!? Sign me up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start !

    By JordanMaywood,
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  22. Pro-Tip! An egg timer can time things other than eggs. #LifeHack

    By JordanMaywood,
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  23. Jules Verne wrote about my penis in a little novel by the name of "Journey to the Centre of the Girth."

    By JordanMaywood,
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  24. told you id be here all weekend

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. “I’m gonna make your soul bleed” – Jessie Ventura / Pornstar (probably)/ Freddy Kruger-esque night demon / Mamma Daphne’s House of Chicken & Waffles

    By Justa Punn,
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