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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Native to the frigid peaks of Tibet, the Armored Corn Gerbil has only one natural predator—Noam “The Gerbil Deconstructor” Chomsky

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. The striations on the body indicate that it was passed through the digestive tract of a giant boa. It’s alimentary, my dear boy!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. The meds are wearing off, time to write some "catchphrases"

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  4. According to you, words are all you have to take my heart away. But if that were true, wouldn't you be reciting a poem right now?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  5. I just pitched a new brand to the Director of Banarama Sports. Pretty Interesting - Great Catchphrase!!!

    By LeslieIsGoingToSaltLakeCity,
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  6. On a Grecian island, I see Mykonos from my window and I secrete from my penis.

    By Infant Spinach,
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  7. You better eat your greens, or else you'll get the blues. And then you'll get the reds from really chunky poos. Grandma knows what I'm talking about.

    By ratingsjedi,
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  8. Pop pop pop quiz: What was your grandfather's favorite kind of soda?

    By Infant Spinach,
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  9. Starter for ten! What comes after nine?

    By Bigsmak,
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  10. my take on politics? i take it straight to the garbage dump - psyche!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. Day 4: Mother wears InfoWars t-shirt to WalMart with Mega Slurpee in left hand.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  12. Please read to me from The Wind In The Willows while I lounge on your bed and fart in these pillows.

    By Shampoodler,
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  13. Oh give me a home/Where the Cake Boss is on/And Ho Ho in Santa's beard plays/Where seldom is slung/An uninteresting plug/And Fourvel is stabby all day

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. This is the show where we talk to defenestrating pelicans.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. "The Butler Did It!" Gerard Butler tries to claim credit for Stephen King's work once again.

    By SideofMcG,
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  16. Stop. Collaborate and fission. Ice is back with a brand new invention. Nuclear Power!

    By SideofMcG,
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  17. Two wrongs may not make a right, but two eggs sure do make one delicious frittata!

    By rob_m,
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  18. Eat your garbanzo or beat it, you're gonzo

    By LordBabyHat,
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  19. My buddy was catfished for years, but that was just a red herring... the real threat was an angry narwhal with a loaded revolver.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  20. I'm an interesting person. Talk WITH me, not TO me Scott. You down-talking sack of shorn horse hair.

    By Dino Is My Dad,
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  21. Law & Order isn't just a long running, Dick Wolf-produced tv show, they're also what I ignore when running tv shows about a wolf's long dick

    By Pure Guava,
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  22. Ring around the cornfield / A farm full of crop circles / Aliens, still-alive Phoenix brother / We all hate-love Mel Gibson

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. Slide out of my BM's and into my DM's you sexy piece of shit.

    By Shampoodler,
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  24. If you have time to Lean, then I recommend starting with The Bridge Over the River Kwai.

    By rob_m,
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  25. If it screams like a duck, dies like a duck, and other ducks come to its funeral, then it probably was a duck, you duck-murderin’ piece of shit.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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