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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Just a reminder not to use words if you don't know what they mean. Like "joke" for example

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  2. I think so Brain, but if it had been Grandparents of the Corn, wouldn’t they have just sold the farm to an big ag conglomerate and moved to Florida?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. Call me old-fashioned, please, I'm begging you, call me old-fashioned because it makes me feel like a fancy man.

    By JasonJCohn,
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  4. I went to Cornberg’s Recursive T-Shirtery and all I got was this t-shirt that says I went to Cornberg’s Recursive T-Shirtery and all I got was this t-

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. James fractured maize, and I cared not.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. Day 3: Mother wreaks havoc on clogged toilet and only makes it worse.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  7. Oatmeal oatmeal oatmeal. I hope everyone is getting enough oatmeal.

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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  8. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, and boy that peps my pecker.

    By Dr.Moongrass,
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  9. Who blew what the shrew threw when the shrew grew from the slew of news?

    By SideofMcG,
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  10. Me and her did the Cineplex Boogie - she charged me too much for popcorn and I stuck gum to her undercarriage.

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. Welcome to Peace Deals and Clear Heels, the strip club for ex-political negotiators.

    By SideofMcG,
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  12. Rising Damp, Ascending Wet, Floating Flooding - the escalating symptoms of WeReallyGottaMoveItis

    By SideofMcG,
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  13. Forget it Jake, it's Amnesia Town.... what's that? Already done? Great - let's go have a burger.

    By SideofMcG,
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  14. If you're not down with clown town then who's around for the brown frown hoe-down?

    By SideofMcG,
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  15. Pat a cake, pat a cake, grope a cake, grope a cake, reach financial settlement a cake, sign NDA a cake.

    By SideofMcG,
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  16. I've got that mohel madness, brother, and that's a foreskin itch that just can't be scratched!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  17. You can shove your glove bruv, said the Brit dove feeling no love.

    By SideofMcG,
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  18. If you see me a-knockin' then don't come a-rockin' - I'm a classically trained woodpecker.

    By SideofMcG,
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  19. Lox, Stock and Two Sleeves of Bagels. This aisle is done, let's move on to produce.

    By 3scompany4throomate,
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  20. This ep is lovely, dark, and cheap / But I have ads and plugs to keep / And ‘tent to sling before I sleep / And ‘tent to sling before I sleep

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. I scratched the dogs back for hours before realizing it was my grandmother’s skeleton.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  22. For God so loved the world he created humans with multiple penetrable holes.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  23. Soap on a rope is pointless if you want to have sex in jail.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  24. I was positive my dog died, but he really just hated my family and left to be a vagabond.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  25. Eat Pipps Nipple Clip Soda Dips and get the job of your dreams in 5 easy steps.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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