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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The Brigadier General stuck his rigid, sheer genitals in my whippet's seared Beneful

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  2. Both of the "Bs" in BB King stand for "Burger"

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  3. I'm a watercycle denier

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  4. Bagels on bagels on bagels on bagels

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  5. He said “Hello, is there anybody in there?” I said “Help! I need somebody, help!” Firefighters sure pick the worst times to discuss music.

    By Justa Punn,
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  6. by 3.15 east coast time i'll have buried 14 nuns alive, insulted minnie driver's bride and pulled apart a hyper drive

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. Everyday is Easter under every chicken's keister

    By Justa Punn,
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  8. Polishing a turd never smelled this damn fine.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  9. I've been thinking about growing a beard. Or buying one I haven’t decided yet.

    By Justa Punn,
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  10. Today’s CBB Book recommendation: The Lin-Kin Bhyo Lincoln bio. Link in bio.

    By Justa Punn,
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  11. If you hear "welcome to comedy bang bang" after these words are done, then you just heard my catchphrase son.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  12. If you haven’t seen the new Fast & Furious movie SPOILER ALERT! Most of the cars have them.

    By Justa Punn,
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  13. Saw a TV listing called “Soups and Smoothie” and thought it was a documentary about an old jazz duo. But it was just an infomercial for a blender.

    By Justa Punn,
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  14. If you seafood something, sayfood something.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  15. These crackers are making me Thurston Moore, the American musician best known as a singer, songwriter and guitarist for the band Sonic Youth.

    By Shampoodler,
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  16. Certain things are more important than the impotent doorman's dormant foreskin, like smorgasbordin' the horde of organs the warden stored in...

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  17. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and eat my sister’s corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. Seeing as how we’re elbow-deep in the throes of April—and without a doubt we are—today is as good a day as any to end the show forever. Byeeee!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. It’s been a quiet week in Lake Cornbegone.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. Eventually a former Beatle will be known as "the breathing one".

    By Shampoodler,
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  21. Two in the pink, one in the pink: a tale of love and Oreo Peeps

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  22. Elvis clones rob spam factory story at 11 after an all new 227.

    By Shampoodler,
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  23. Scott it’s your mother my phone isn’t working and I wanted to get back to you, just sit in some oatmeal that should help with the chafing.

    By Justa Punn,
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  24. brigit jones brigit jones calling brigit jones brigit jones brigit jones wake up now.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 364 views

  25. I love peanut butter and was born in March. I'm a Reese's Pisces.

    By Justa Punn,
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