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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A tombstone is just a permanent status update if you think about it

    By Justa Punn,
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    • 378 views

  2. If you love comedy, you'll like us.

    By Justa Punn,
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    • 370 views

  3. We play all your favorite Rolling Stones hits. Satisfaction guaranteed.

    By Justa Punn,
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    • 372 views

  4. For heaven's sake, Gabriel, these pearly gates could use a new coat of paint.

    By McCoy and Dillon,
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  5. if the need to cheat exceeds your worn beliefs so you bequeath a needless tease with no receipt its seems to me whats best for thee's retreat

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. theyll surely sue ya for brisco downey jnr, but you're safe and clear with hercules: the college years

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. Do you think Papa John is upset that Jimmy John didn't go into pizza?

    By BerlockBones,
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  8. Lenny Kravitz's momma also said "What are you doing in the bathroom that takes so long?" but you don't hear him singing about THAT.

    By Shampoodler,
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  9. In retrospect, the detective’s circumspect inspection of the injected reject henpecked prefect and now I’m just copying words from a rhyme website

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. We had joy, we had fun, we had raisins on a bun.

    By Shampoodler,
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  11. If Rene Magritte had taken my suggestion, things might have gone very differently for my levitating corn startup.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. Have you noticed that EVERY SCENE of Hee Haw has corn in it? And boobs? Corn and boobs...mmmmmmmmmm.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. A priest, the letter G, and a corn cob walk into a bar. The bartender says “Is this a joke with corn added to extend a recurring catchphrase theme?”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. He guards galaxies, I eat Milky Ways. Chris Pratt and I have a lot in common.

    By Justa Punn,
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  15. My evil plan begins by getting Michael Keaton to say Beetlejuice three times.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  16. These 18 rats don't belong to me, madam, but we are good friends.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 285 views

  17. I swear this lotion is for my dry knees.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  18. Everything I've done I've done for me, son.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  19. The Duchess of Cambridge is a milf, the Queen of England is a quilf.

    By Justa Punn,
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  20. Spring has sprung, I said in March as my mattress broke. A catchphrase haiku.

    By Justa Punn,
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  21. Call me old fashioned...James Old Fashioned.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  22. Why are you listening to this catchphrase, don't you know Lobsterfest is happening for a limited time?

    By Justa Punn,
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  23. My Schwarzenegger DVD set was defective and had to be returned to the manufacturer. It was a total recall.

    By Justa Punn,
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    • 265 views

  24. Molly Ringwald and Judd Nelson, part of a complete Breakfast Club

    By Justa Punn,
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    • 310 views

  25. "Tomato squeezins for all seasons", my catsup catchphrase didn't catch praise.

    By Justa Punn,
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    • 347 views
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