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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Just the right amount of comedy with twice the amount of onomatopoeia

    By Justa Punn,
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    • 289 views

  2. I don't eat meat cuz it's my roast belief

    By Justa Punn,
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    • 306 views

  3. he said 'Hesiod' by the sea shore, while she sets hair nets beside him while he snores

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 373 views

  4. lo and behold: margeret cho spans the globe

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. Escalator? I'd rather use the EscaNOW

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  6. Of course I warned you to duck! What else could I have possibly meant when I yelled, "Spring is in the Air!"?!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  7. I come from a lineage of very cool grandmothers. My nana's nana's nana, yes you heard right, my nana's nana's nana got jiggy wit it.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  8. Jesus of Nazareth he was sneezin' his bladder up as Zack of Zaragosa yacked up bile with bits of samosa

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. Coming soon—Jason Corn in THE CORN SUPREMAIZECY. It will blow your ears off. JULY 2018.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. Please turn to page 17 of The History of Scottish Montenegro and read aloud: “Angus McLiverneck first planted corn in the Dubrovko Valley in 1615…”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. Hey Jimmy you’re so fine you’re so fine you crack my corn Hey Jimmy! (clap clap) Hey Jimmy!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. I'm sorry Ms. Etheridge but I guess I misheard your lyrics, let me go get some Windex.

    By Shampoodler,
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  13. In a “Junior” type medical miracle, Jack Johnson and Sufjan Stevens are now the proud parents of Surfjam Stevens.

    By DaveSheir,
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  14. Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jill came back, no sign of Jack and no investigation was conducted.

    By DaveSheir,
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  15. Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke his head. The monkeys learned nothing and one by one they died.

    By DaveSheir,
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    • 441 views

  16. Some say it's a sign of the times but I just call it a clock

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  17. Juju does the double shoe and Kevin gets it cracking on today's "Walking Inside the Outside Sidewalk"

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  18. Everytime God closes a door, he opens windows and surfs pornhub

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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    • 390 views

  19. Every time God closes a door, he opens a window, but he refuses to admit he has obsessive-compulsive disorder

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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    • 373 views

  20. Heaven's to Betsy! Come in Agent Betsy! Do you read me?!

    By BonjaminJehnson,   
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    • 324 views

  21. No matter what you build, ghosts will come and play baseball

    By BonjaminJehnson,
    • 1 reply
    • 512 views

  22. Teach a man to fish and he'll steal all the god-damned Cod right out from under your nose. Try to enjoy your Lenten feast then, asshole!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  23. If love is a battlefield, then I'm going to need someone from the National Park Service to come over and evaluate my bed for landmark status.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 447 views

  24. If you're in the market for the longest gourds in the tri-county area, look no further than "Tall F. Pumpkins"

    By ChronicTheHedgehog,
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  25. Sailor Moon, Sailor Mars, Sailor Mercury...Sailor Uranus? Why not try leasing her your anus first, and see how that goes.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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