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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Huge bowl of Raisin Bran Brine Bricks, pretty please? I'm horny as all get out.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  2. Put the ruler down and trust your bootyhole isn't gaping that much.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 252 views

  3. I fell in love at first squirt, of mustard on a hot dog that is.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 297 views

  4. Bullying became a lot less fun once i realized the nerds were into BDSM

    By GorillaThrilla,
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  5. the Saudis shelled Sally's seashore sex cells by the sheep stalls shit falls directly off the coastal mauls of Pitfall Harry's whip claws.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  6. my brother the king is a real dbag, but yo mama the high priestess is a real her grace the poo poo face.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  7. couldn't've Right Said it Fredder myself

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  8. Iā€™m not buying your crocodile tears, but how much for that alligator jizz?

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  9. I guess you could say I'm a bit of a "chocoholic". I don't know what that means, who you are, or how you got in my house, but I guess you could say it

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  10. You can lead a horse to water but I can't. Im not allowed near em. Not since the quote unquote "drowning a bunch of horses incident"

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  11. Finally broke down and got one of those "mental breakdowns" everyone's been raving about.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  12. Fudge not lest ye be fudged. For the fudgement ye fudge? ehh...... Ye shall surely be fudged.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. You say 21 Jump Street. I say, How High?

    By Infant Spinach,
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  14. I scream. You cream. Me cream. We're creaming.

    By Infant Spinach,
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  15. Mitch McConell's rich friend Donald itches & fondles bitchy young models bewitching their morals b4 switching 2 Bond girls who sit on his laurels

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. 'With twisted squeezes Mr. Freezes sister teases feces from a blistered Jesus', entreated Cletus.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. Four in the pink four in the stink, I call it The Shocktopus.

    By Shampoodler,
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  18. Looks like The Greatest Generation isn't so "great" when it comes to opening jars, huh Grandma?

    By Shampoodler,
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  19. 1, 2 tie my shoe. 3, 4 close the door. 5, 6 thoughts and prayers

    By LeslieIsGoingToSaltLakeCity,
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  20. Don't you dare yap again, unless you want to be sent to the moldy blueberry vatican.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  21. Special report just in: Local children found eating gummied foreskin in the backseat of their parents' van.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  22. Put the milk in the fridge and come get some of the freshest. Right in here baby.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  23. Victoria keeps secrets. Eddie is related so Bauer. Seven is less than eleven. And snakes have teeth, which most people don't know.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  24. Drop. Push. Yes. Done.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  25. No more pitter patter of little feet, as they're ground up into a ghastly treat.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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