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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If selling expired lunch meat out of the trunk of your car while simultaneously committing arson is a crime, I don't want to be right!

    By Shampoodler,
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  2. Another long line of dong vines on your mom's Wine and Pawn signs.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  3. Tickle tickle!!! Can’t wait to see what comes out of you.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  4. I gave Nick the nickname, Nick, well before knowing his name was actually Nick. Silly me!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  5. Rooftop parties are always a good idea, my dad said. Until his rooftop caved in during a rooftop celebration party and everyone died.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  6. I'm just a guy, standing in front of a girl with a dragon tattoo, asking her to please chill out with all the knives.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  7. Full disclosure this bull enclosure's a nose closer to hull implosure.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  8. Damn you must have adult ADD's nuts cuz yo breff be straight demonstrating difficulties concentrating.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  9. Holy testosterone batman...there is a lot of skin on that scrotum

    By GreasyLeftovers,
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  10. Every time a bell rings, an angel gets a tinnitus flare-up.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  11. Good lookin Audi 5000 island dressing for successing with Debra Messing's most excessive blessing.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  12. The Corrs are technically a one-man band

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  13. Yodel your way into my heart and my heart will open for you. Yodel your way into my heart and my holes will open, too.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  14. I've heard of bad bestiality puns, but this is pig-dick-ulous

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  15. Two for the matinee showing of Basic Instinct, and one in the stink.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  16. I envy the mallard / the swan and the goose / allowed to keep swimming / while they drop a deuce

    By slowestjogger,
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  17. Cupcakes, flowers and bile. I’d say Thanksgiving is just around the corner!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  18. Through the hum of the crt i kissed my true loves hair. Just got back from the cinema: 'Jurassic Park' - quite good, to be fair.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. ...And some folks say you can still hear him grunting some nights when the moon is full. Well, that's the legend of Ol' Stinkhammer.

    By Shampoodler,
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  20. A quick sip of coffee before hitting the books and the bagels will be ready, you fool of a Took!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  21. And the rain fell on Earth for 40 days and 40 nights, and on the 41st day...splash fights!

    By Frenchfries,
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  22. If turning left is wrong, you’re gonna wanna go right.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. Colfax’s Three Rules for a Happy Life: 1. Write three catchphrases every day. 2. Eat corn with every meal. 3. Never trust a thin man in a sweater.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. Dammit, Jimmy! I’m a doctor, not a corn-cracker!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. Grey Poupon for my friend’s hot dog. Hot dog-poop for my friend’s Groupon.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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