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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. "Lo Lo Lo Lo Lola", sang the Rom-Com Medical Waste Gang.

    By Thomas Diddlemitch,
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  2. My dad told me they shit like the dickens and wantonly shiv shiver-stricken chickens.

    By Thomas Diddlemitch,
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  3. Catch Praise

    By Thomas Diddlemitch,
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  4. Jiminy Cricket cracked corn and I don’t care if my dreams come true.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. Kevin kicked off his Sunday shoes and danced. The man in the corner made him dance. The wind howled outside. The man threw a corn cob on the fire.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. I am Cornholio Villalobos, and I need TP para mi culo.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. Peter Peter, pumpkin eater had a wife and didn’t feed her so she left his pumpkin eating ass.

    By DaveSheir,
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  8. When my girlfriend said she wanted to tie the knot, I was nervous but once she tied me to the bed that’s when things started to get really kinky.

    By DaveSheir,
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  9. Hey man, I don’t want to pass the buck. I spent hours hunting and skinning this thing and you didn’t help at all.

    By DaveSheir,
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  10. To make a long story short, I was born and, someday, I will die.

    By DaveSheir,
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  11. I don’t know why I let him tell that cock n’ bull fight story. It was much too gory and that poor rooster never stood a chance.

    By DaveSheir,
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  12. There is more than one way to skin a cat but only one of them gives me that warm, fuzzy feeling

    By drewxblood,
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  13. Pnemunoultramicroscopicsilicolnvolcanoconiosis

    By thehotdogwhisperer,
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  14. He who smelt it dealt it, but he who dealt it in Vegas had to go through a security background check

    By Ian_Guthoff,
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  15. If you run afoul of Colin Powell give me a howl and I'll send my prowl owl to fight him off with it's talon trowel

    By Pelican Dunce,
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  16. You may be Crow Baby Son of the Eagle Wasp, but you most certainly are NOT my pool boy.

    By Pelican Dunce,
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  17. all your lives you have all been waiting for this Lithgow to arrive

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. Every man is an island, but not every island is a man. Two exceptions: Man Island and Island Man.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  19. A catchphrase without corn is like a day without sunshine without corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. Young Anthony Bagofdonuts dreamed of being a horticulturist, but life had other plans.

    By Shampoodler,
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  21. He set forth into the barren wasteland on the heels of the cloven-hoofed beast. A warrior. A searcher. A bucket of year old yogurt.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  22. so if i take the red pill obamacare dies? then who'll pay for my red pills?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. I fly my own airplane, and I have since 1960. I rarely fly anywhere other than my own airplane.

    By MommysBaklava,
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  24. Smegma was a ruler during the reign of the Parthian Empire. Wait that's not right. Smegma is a secretion that occurs on the foreskin...

    By MommysBaklava,
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  25. Totes McGoats, but don't ghost with my toast.

    By MommysBaklava,
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