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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. even at heynongman, you let it go, you let the moment fly ...

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  2. Daddy Bong-Legs: The Ultimate Party Spider

    By Pure Guava,
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  3. Jezebel's messy smells

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  4. One can't help but wonder if Shakespeare's sister was perhaps referred to as an Avon Lady.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  5. Guys, I've been in a coma since early October 2011. How did Steve Jobs take the big Qwikster switch?

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  6. A slim, tapered fit, a zipper that stays put... and your freedom Jean Genie. My third wish is for your freedom.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  7. Check this out! "Now That's What I Call a Spicy Meatball Volume 6"! All your favorite 1969 Alka-Seltzer ad campaigns in one compact disc!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  8. Once I was afraid, I was petrified but now I am in the National History Museum.

    By thegreatbutler,
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  9. If the sun were the moon it will be night time right now great now I'm sleepy.

    By thegreatbutler,
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  10. If the shoe doesn't fit, take a machete to your foot.

    By thegreatbutler,
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  11. no i didnt have to let it linger but i did anyway because i knew it'd bug the shit out of you

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. Frodo and a GoPro in a dojo toe-to-toe with that mofo Modo, throwin' blows at his foes that's when the hobo mojo shows.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  13. I can't wait to tell my first guest that their letter from Hogwarts has arrived!

    By The_Voblex_Jr,
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  14. Mothra-stafari rollin' up a fattie blunt to smoke wit' Godzilla Mon

    By Pure Guava,
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  15. I'll take Link in the stink and Zelda in the smell, bra

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a blah for a blah—this is boring. Let’s up the stakes. I’ll give you a toe for a boob.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. James fractured maize, and it matters not to me.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. I’m as busy as a one-legged man in a gnawing-your-one-remaining-leg-off contest.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. They say write what you know, but I know they mean write what I say, gnome sayin' ?

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  20. Alls that glitters sticks it up shitters

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. If I ever start a newspaper, I think I'll call it the Christian Science Merrimack.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  22. Technically, foxes aren't crazy. It's usually just rabies.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  23. It's the podcast where we make fun with group sex participants, that's right it's Comical Gang Bangs with your host Gott's Cockin'em

    By dudledok,
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  24. Sure, this is bad but it's gonna be even worse later when I'm TRYING to take a big nasty dump and a silent little fart comes out.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  25. It appears this criminal was a douchebag, and this trail of Axe body spray is just the vaping gun we need to bring him down.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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