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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. H to the izzo, V to the izzay, Rene to the Russo, Doris to the Dizzay- what's that spell?

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  2. He said, “Start the clock”, and the carp’s head cocked, but blocks rocked the chicken stock while rot filled the adolescent flocks of river docks.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  3. James fractured maize, but my lack of personal investment in his endeavor prevented me from empathizing.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. I don't want to be a negative Ned but that's what my parents named me and I'm a felon, so I'm stuck with it

    By ColonelCrawdaddy,
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  5. One, two, buckle my shoe. Three, four, knock at the door. Five, six, pick up sticks. Seven, eight, summon Bahamut lord of the heavenly gate

    By ColonelCrawdaddy,
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  6. The blind leading the blind? That's my fetish.

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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  7. By MondoMudbutt,
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  8. It’s her crowning glory, said the nurse helping my wife give birth.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  9. townes van zandt found an ant while willy nelson merely smelled one

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. Send in the clowns, then send in the police because I want them catch the clowns and put them in jail

    By angryrose,
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  11. Gentlemen, tamemen, roughmen, softmen - all are men and they use the men’s room unless they are at home, then they just use their own bathroom

    By angryrose,
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  12. My moronic pheasant is rockin' a Moroccan-made fez ain't it pleasant

    By The Omar Epps Pineapple Circus,
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  13. Well throttle my tots, it's been a sabbatical!

    By toddicus13,
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  14. There comes a time in every man's life when he has to debate becoming a woman.

    By toddicus13,
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  15. The glory of Him who moves all penetrates the universe, shining in one part more and less in another.

    By Schnickpot,
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  16. Cheese isn't just solid milk. Look closer, friend.

    By Schnickpot,
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  17. The little boat of my genius now hoists its sail to run over better waters, leaving behind a sea so cruel.

    By Schnickpot,
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  18. They call it paper but I've never seen it issue a papal decree.

    By Schnickpot,
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  19. Please leave early beliefs whirling beneath priestly robes feasting on loads of lowly pearly moisture hoisted over skiey roads in finely-woven codes.

    By Schnickpot,
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  20. There's nothing in the rules that says a batter can't catch the baseball and raise it as his own.

    By Schnickpot,
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  21. Tell off the slothful hat-doffers as often as possibly lawful in this loathsome carnival raffle of awful options.

    By Schnickpot,
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  22. Start spreading that sunscreen, because summer's less than nine months away, idiot.

    By Schnickpot,
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  23. If you're trying to choose a new head, why not loosen the thistle-bred wheelbarrow listener instead?

    By Schnickpot,
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  24. Her scream flowed freely, then its stream slowed nearly to a trickle, then it flickered back to icy silence, dotted by some coughing islands.

    By Schnickpot,
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  25. By MondoMudbutt,
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