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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. When I get home I'm going to hit the ole spankbank. And by spank I mean federal. And by ole federal bank i mean my wife.

    By Frenchfries,
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  2. I am the Iceman. We are the X-Men. Here comes Colossus. Koo koo ka choo.

    By Thermhaus,   
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  3. I've been eating Ben and Jerry's ice cream for years. Well they just found out and boy, are those famous Stillers mad at me.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  4. The newly re-formed and re-named Movie-Reviewing Daddies rave, "The Mask" was a real zoot suit riot!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  5. All my Kinder-eggs had half-formed baby chicks in them.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  6. I don't have a horse in this race, or skin in this game but I have a horse named Skin and All My Money's on him!

    By JohnjaminBonson,
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  7. As Georgie Washington once said. "I cannot tell a lie. Are you lying to me? I can't tell."

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. Don't push me. Push a push-pop. Don't shush me. Shush a shush-pop. Don't mush me. I'm not a banana.

    By SideofMcG,
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  9. So... to clarify drinking a litre of paint DOESN'T count as Interior Decorating on my tax returns?

    By SideofMcG,
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  10. i feel so good, like anything is possible, oh wait my arms tingly ...

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. I love to keep up with all the new trends and crazes for teens. Memes, fidget spinners, Stanley Tucci’s bulging thighs…

    By Cafe59,
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  12. Just breathe. All that will come is opportunistic to your growth as a prepubescent lizard boy.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  13. Brooke Burke's Birkenstock broke in the brook.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  14. "i left them lying where i shot them down: the bailiff and the landlord"

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. “What’s up?” asked the farmer. “Chicken butt!” exclaimed the slow-witted farm hand, as he prepared to take his sweet ass hens to Pound town.

    By ratingsjedi,
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  16. When I’m not making the streets safe by beating up punks, you can find me making sweet, sweet love. To punks.

    By ratingsjedi,
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  17. I hate it when I’m too big for my britches, but too small for my bitches.

    By ratingsjedi,
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  18. There’s nothing funny about comedy. Wait, I’m sorry. I forgot the Tim Allen part. There’s nothing funny about Tim Allen’s comedy.

    By ratingsjedi,
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  19. Put on a bib and come to my crib to suck on a rib! This ain't a fib!

    By bagels_for_jimbly,
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  20. hollandais ex machina: a mercedes and a spatula were all that was left of dracula since he legged it to leiden and never looked backula

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. the dalkey archi've got a telephonic messaging service?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. Brought to you by "Scott's Steak & Glue". We won't look your gift-horse in the mouth.

    By GreasyLeftovers,
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  23. Suddenly Susan said Just Shoot Me, yadda yadda yadda, now I'm The Single Guy. Cheers!

    By Put me in coach,
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  24. I used to play violin, now I just fiddle around

    By JohnjaminBonson,   
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  25. You've got the doughnuts and doughnut holes. I've got the glue to make them whole again.

    By bagels_for_jimbly,
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