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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. It’s just past five and I’m feeling alive. Take me to the Candy Bar, you bad little baby.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  2. I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm as good once, twice, three times a slim shady.

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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  3. This is just my B-material. Check out my LinkedIn page for my A-game.

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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  4. daniel day-lewis would probably be the host of "drama bang bang"

    By A Picture of a Tractor,
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  5. I'm half in the bag, sipping from your dish rag, dripping with that wine from where the sun don't shine.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  6. L'il Bowwow's chill powwows still wow crowds who kowtow to lowbrows.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. i bet the first person to feel depressed was probably also the first person who ever felt happy

    By A Picture of a Tractor,
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  8. From farm to table to mouth to butt to toilet to sewer to ocean to Carnival Cruise Line buffet.

    By ratingsjedi,
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  9. If there’s a Will, there’s a Sasso. You MadTV at me, bro? Welcome to, Comedy Bang Bang.

    By MattroJennz,
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  10. Whamilton bamilton thank you Hamilton.

    By Shampoodler,
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  11. Carry on my wayward son. Losing luggage ain’t no fun.

    By Shampoodler,
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  12. I'll take you to the candy shop and let you get a lollipop.

    By happyfacefuntime,
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  13. Have you seen some of the fancy doggie bags that some restaurants are using these days? Talk about doggie style!

    By ratingsjedi,
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  14. Dearest Liza, I write to you will some disturbing news from the battlefield...

    By ratingsjedi,
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  15. Harvey Weinstein fired Harvey Fierstein for exposing his misdeeds and money wiring schemes

    By smitty,
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  16. Hard news to cum by has been wettened in his unknown depths.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  17. Pepper, salt, spice and sugar, you will get none now eat this booger!

    By smitty,
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  18. Stripes with a little bite. Hashtarg. Nationhood is riding me up the wall. We have to be careful. Not. Riflemen is a think-tank for wimps.

    By slimsalad,
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  19. Flux my hammock away from the only stilts that filter out my stench

    By slimsalad,
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  20. You're so critical of the costuming at the ballet. Why would you pooh-pooh tutus?

    By TulipPoopler,
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  21. When I became a man I put away my childish things, and when I became Aimee Mann I wrote a song called “childish things”but it was about sumthing else.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  22. Would you like to come up for a nightcap? Don't get any ideas, that's just the hat I wear while we're sexing.

    By SpankeyMcDougal,
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  23. First they came for the mimes, and I said nothing, because I was a mime.

    By smitty,
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  24. Shark Tale ain't no smart tale, we need a rewrite, John Updike!

    By danlove,
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  25. You had me at 'basement pizza', Senator Clinton: but now THIS!?! Where's my chequebook?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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