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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. "Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a day" is our motto down at the volunteer Alzheimer's center.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  2. The Queen of Hearts, she smelled my farts, and died of asphyxiation.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  3. go chug a jug a booger sugar my brother

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  4. hope u like twitchin', Judeo-Christian.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. mark you how they frolic in the lappings from my sex shore, Higgins...

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. Hey! Can you please nong that somewhere else, man?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. A catchphrase without corn is like a day without sunshine.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. Brevity is the soul of

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. King Kong's dong made shade on the lawn where the teeming throng of Hmong could dance all day long to Sisqo's Thong Song.

    By Guest KookySpookyFoolOfATooky,
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  10. I don't know what you may have heard, but I do know what you're about to smell. Cookies!

    By Shampoodler,
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  11. I don't care what the abyss does to you, it's not polite to stare...period.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  12. from the beatles, the kinks and the stones to piers morgan, john oliver and the reggie thief. BEHOLD: a thoroughly Shittish invasion

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. My first pair of underwear is the original meat packing district.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  14. Cool it Fonz, nobody MADE him sit on it. Let's just clean up all this blood and get our stories straight, yeah?

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  15. Listen closely my child, for there are places in this world that you can not find on a map. That is to say, you're really bad at reading maps, idiot.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  16. Need a little excitement? Snap into your hyperthyroidic buddy, James.

    By MattroJennz,
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  17. Broke and irrelevant, he used his final champagne wish to end the source of his insanity - his unrelenting caviar dreams. Then there was only sadness.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  18. A wise man said u should work smarter not harder, or to quote Daft Punk fully, "Work smarter not HarderBetterFasterStronger". That wise man was Kanye.

    By TerryWilliams,
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  19. It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel a tingling and spreading numbness in my left arm.

    By TerryWilliams,
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  20. 'Castaway' might have been less entertaining if Wilson was a bowling ball but I bet you'd watch a volleyball game played with a bowling ball.

    By TerryWilliams,
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  21. Victims of a Ponzi scheme may well have been unwise but victims of a Fonzie scheme were almost certainly uncool.

    By TerryWilliams,
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  22. If ever you struggle to seal a parcel, consider the greater degree of difficulty involved in parcelling a seal.

    By TerryWilliams,
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  23. Always finish on a high. That's high as in positive, not hi as in hello. The former is motivational; the latter prompts suspicion of dementia.

    By TerryWilliams,
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  24. Christmas thyme is here! 'Tis the seasoning to be jolly. (that was thyme spelled T-H-Y-M-E. Also it's not really Christmas)

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  25. You probably knew about my giant pet spider but did you know my mother died trying to fight her?

    By smitty,
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