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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. WahWahPedalBikeCop

    By Shitbird,
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    • 387 views

  2. Broccoli Cacophony, A James Bond Opera. Star War Fidlar, Gotta Love Jar-Jar

    By danlove,
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    • 423 views

  3. Ok, so-- Oh, Queso? If you say so!

    By NotQuiteOnTopic,
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  4. Well, I must say I expected there to be more spiders here.

    By penises abounding,
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  5. down in fraggle rock, grab a fraggle by the cock: swing him in the air; swing him by his pubic hair

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. goo goo gaga you chose maga

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. You know, it's moments like this when I see a little bit of myself in you. Oh, oops sorry, let me take that out.

    By SpankeyMcDougal,
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  8. dont you wish your girlfriend was existent in the material plane like me?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 368 views

  9. You sunk my battle shit! Thank you, military sanitation department for doing such a great job. Together we can wipe out typhoid on the battlefield.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 432 views

  10. Halloween is my favorite holiday that has a band's name in the title, first runner-up is New Year's Pavement.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 444 views

  11. Absence makes the heart grow fonder of the absence of people, because people are awful.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  12. What age is a circumcision traumatic? I'm both anti and fore skin. Skin is like a wetsuit for your body. Bodies are like stilts for your brain.

    By JohnjaminBonson,
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  13. Squirrels expect snow / gathering edible things / that's a real good idea / let's go buy a shitload of beans

    By slowestjogger,
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  14. iPod? iPad? What's next, 'I, Robot' jokes this Christmas?

    By pepsi,
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  15. Alert the presses; this limited edition beverage is the only one I consume! It's a juicy sclusie juicy sclusie juice sclusie!

    By pepsi,
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    • 460 views

  16. Donuts make me crow nuts, cronuts make my bro nuts, and bro nuts go nuts, nutting into cronuts making donuts

    By pepsi,
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    • 521 views

  17. Well ram your patella in my penis and call me Cockney!

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  18. I put my johns on one leguizamo at a time, just like everybody else.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  19. A wise man once said, "putting vodka up my ass was a bad idea."

    By Jon Hex,
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  20. I put some magic racing stripes on my custom Patrick Swayze bike, and a card in the spokes what makes it sound so real.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  21. The 2 preachers screwed each other nude bruising rude features like crude creatures

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. How is Casablanca like golf? They both have clubs and bogeys. #GrandpaJokes

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 374 views

  23. I was a porn star in a previous life. Your mom’s previous life.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 363 views

  24. The Last Jedi? More like the Last Jed, Aye?: The Beverly Seabillies and the Curse of the Black Gold

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 356 views

  25. Your mom sells seashells by the ho-shore.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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