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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Lionel Ritchie, why you so itchy? Is it because of them crabs?

    By Shampoodler,
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  2. Coffee is for closers, more specifically, Kyra Sedgwick.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  3. It's not a lot of tostada but it got a wad of hot lava atop the pot of rotten apricot guava.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  4. One if by pink. Two if by stink.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  5. You can lead a horse to water, which is good because I'm a thirsty horse, but you should know I don't put out until the second date, Mr. Man.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  6. It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's that dog fighting is illegal. How did you ever become a lawyer?

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  7. They're called "Lucky Charms" but they gave me diabetes

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  8. Instead of an IQ test, the President could show intelligence by explaining why the letter "w" isn't instead "double v".

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  9. Throw your caution to the wind, but only if it’s blowing East. If it’s blowing West, you could end up like Leah Remini.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  10. Freeze dried catfish stop meowing once they get Fancy Feast.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  11. Beyonce's fiancé played yahtzee with Potsie while Rome burned.

    By SpankeyMcDougal,
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  12. Just drop it—It’s a hot iron for goodness sakes!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  13. If that's what Ferris Bueller is like on an off-day, I don't think I could handle him when he is "on".

    By Frenchfries,
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  14. Jet Li can't melt steel beams, but Jackie Chan.

    By Shampoodler,
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  15. A priest, a rabbi, and a horse walk into a bar. The priest says "Three Coors Light, please!" Because of course he did. It's Coors Light...

    By ratingsjedi,
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  16. I'm not one to brag about the size of my genitals, but my foreskin is more like a fiveskin.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  17. I’ve never seen the movie “On Golden Pond,” but I have spent many a summer day “in golden public pool.” That counts, right?

    By ratingsjedi,
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  18. The most effective way to shock the monkey is to tell it how much money Judge Judy makes per year.

    By ratingsjedi,
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  19. I wish the scientists at Olive Garden would use their "Never Ending Pasta" technology for something far more important, like the human life span...

    By ratingsjedi,
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  20. "I have not seen this many toxic plant emissions since last years Cannes." Said the hotel cleaning lady who stayed abreast of current events.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. Shaving the hair in your ass crack is a quick and simple way to brighten anyone's day!

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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  22. Dan O’Brien

    By MattroJennz,
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  23. Sorry about your breasts, my dear, but those were some tasty pasties!

    By BlaneBlaneIntoYourMouth,
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  24. The doctor said I have 20/20 vision, but I think he was really just trying to sell me a calendar 2 years in advance, and anyway it seems like a...

    By RichieMillennium,
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  25. If you don’t know pain, try losing the love of your life whom you started and immediately stopped dating in elementary school 67 short years ago.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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