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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Hop in my Chrysler, it's as big as a whale and it's about to set sail—annnnnd, it sank. That was a TERRIBLE idea.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. Milk is just nature's tit pee.

    By Shampoodler,
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  3. I trust that you are, as you say, just feeling magnanimous and are not, as I suspect, just feeling Magnum's anus.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  4. i had a meme, fellas - I had a meme!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. charge your phone and lock your home, the boogey man wrote a song

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  6. "Please don't correct my Grammer." Said Kelsey's parents as he messed with everyone's salad and eggs. That's why he's the way he is.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  7. I prefer the original printing of Huckleberry Finn, before they sanitized it. Not the N-Word stuff, but the titular scamp's original name, Fuckleberry

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  8. How about that scarlet letter? Fucking A, am I right?

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  9. Jimmy crack corn and I am furious.

    By Mans_laughter,
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  10. I don't give a John Jacob Jingleheimer Shit about what Goop told you to insert in your vagina! As long as you're living under my roof, eggs go in the

    By JohnnyChaCha,
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  11. A machine that can punch my face into coinage? I have to say I'm impressed.

    By dhxlive,
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  12. Oh you said Saline? Well what am I supposed to do with all these dvds of the Mindy project?

    By CiscoKid,
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  13. I don't want to be Right Said Fred, regardless if loving you is wrong.

    By Shampoodler,
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  14. And lechery and sloth did prevail in the land of Mantzouka, and the Lord was displeased, and he did smite everyone in the land, until not one was left

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. Keep your money, Jimmy. I’m only in this for the corn. Cracked, preferably.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. My ear-o-corn-a don’t want none unless you got salt and butter, hon

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. Is that Jack Frost nipping at your nose? Nope, it's Jeffery Dahmer, and your nose is just an appetizer.

    By DaddyLongStrokes,
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  18. My kitten overdosed on a new type of catnip strain called Curiosity, what an idiom!

    By DaddyLongStrokes,
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  19. a tree falls in the forest of your wildest dreams ...do you stop masturbating for a bit to check it out?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. After going big ball bowling, Bay City boxer Butterbean likes to baste a butterball while watching a ball game

    By DaddyLongStrokes,
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  21. Shaving is a lot like riding a bike; it hurts if you get it wrong

    By lazerbullet,
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  22. The wonderful thing about tiggers? They know how to keep their goddam fucking mouth shut.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  23. He was once but a young man, with a young man butt. Now he's...Butt Youngman: Ass Lawyer.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  24. one note samba now new twelve note samba. or vice versa. nothing matters anymore

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. kindly discomfort your bum for me, please. your comfortable bum is displeasing to me.

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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