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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Hate the sin. Love the Schwimmer. So sayeth Jennifer Aniston.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  2. The Flat Birth Society believes baby bumps are a hoax perpetrated by the powers that be. And NASA for some weird reason.

    By Pure Guava,
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  3. Adultery and spousal abuse? Those are old wives tales that don't seem that far fetched.

    By Pure Guava,
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  4. The Flat Hearth Society think that chimneys are a hoax perpetrated by the powers that be. And NASA for some weird reason.

    By Pure Guava,
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  5. tootsy pinched m'buttcheeks!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. meat loaf?

    By dhc343,
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  7. The camouflage condom hid my fatherā€™s real penis from his estranged lover for decades.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  8. Arialā€™s Aerial Arial is an excellent typeface for skywriting!

    By ArchdukeJFranz,
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  9. The shitty life of Walter Mitty's itty bitty kitty committee for nitty gritty city cats to pity G. Gordon Liddy's witty rats.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  10. Plop plop fizz fizz something's goofy with my jizz.

    By Shampoodler,
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  11. Hey Aquaman nice caquaman!

    By Shampoodler,
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  12. Don't give up hope, good people, for even dog shit gives off warmth for a few minutes a day

    By Pure Guava,
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  13. I don't mean to beat around the bush, I lost my glasses and can't really see where I'm beating

    By Pure Guava,
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  14. Improv is for people who are too lazy to write material and too lazy to spell ā€œimprovisationalā€.

    By Mozzarella Fitzgerald,
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  15. Yes, of course I'll come. I'll be there with bells on, thanks to my court-ordered bell shirt I'm required to wear within 100 meters of any schools

    By Pure Guava,
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  16. Give it raw steak, and youā€™re bound to be talking about a lifelong obsessionality rally and fragility beyond masculinity, Tim.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  17. Real meals seal deals, you say? McDonalds it is then.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  18. I might not be young and restless anymore, but I am certainly still bold and beautiful and general hospital.

    By ratingsjedi,
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  19. Iā€™ve often been accused of being dead on the inside. What people donā€™t realize is that Iā€™m also dead on the outside. I mean...

    By ratingsjedi,
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  20. As a comedian, I sometimes find myself driving around, thinking about getting coffee. But then Iā€™m like, ā€œWho am I? Jerry Seinfeld?ā€

    By ratingsjedi,
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  21. So I took the road less traveled, and found myself lost and alone in the wild. Over the years...

    By ratingsjedi,
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  22. Somewhat of an Oxy moron Goran never figured out which side of the pad to put against his face.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  23. See you later, alligator. After while, crocodile. Hasta manana, senor iguana. Take it easy, mac ā€˜n cheesy.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. Little did you know, there is a correlation between brain size and IQ of about 0.35

    By UniversalLove,
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  25. I'm so tired of the media lobbing all these softball questions, and frankly, I can't wait for this softball tournament press conference to be over.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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