New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. A slap on the hand is worth two on the tush.

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2. Spring is in the air, and so are dogs named Bud.

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3. In an act of nigh-unspeakable malice, he forced the helpless toilet to consume his vile leavings.

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4. Twenty-Three Skiddoo and Tyler Too.

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5. Bad news, boys: You really blew that news broadcast

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6. If we were to fight, there would be two hits. Me hitting you and then you hitting me and winning. Please stop hitting me. You've won.

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7. if the folks behind rice-a-roni started making rice negronis, that would be nice for Tony. I have a friend named Tony who I think would like that, he

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8. I hereby mandate that you date men!

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9. abandon all tropes ye who enter

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10. Who's Down, Cold Cat? Welcome to Comedy Bang! Bang!

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11. Blaitently latent patently painted pratingly vacant saintly ms kaitlyn feinted located by satans relations as we got aquainted with quaintly New Haven

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12. An asshole a day keeps the proctologist in pay.

    By ChazFremontIII, March 9, 2017
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13. Anything is pastable if you put your manicotti to it.

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14. Preston Sturges repressed yon urges lest mon splurges

    By KrangkaDelic, March 9, 2017
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15. 1 for the money, 2 for the show, 3 what more do you want from me, 4 stop talking to me during the show its rude

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16. help me phlegmy davis. help me with your big ol dick

    By KrangkaDelic, March 8, 2017
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17. Then it hit me. Then It folded me in half. Then It turned into a giant spider demon that we killed right before our underground sewer orgy.

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18. Here's a simple trick to avoid the there/their/they're confusion. Go back to school, you idiot!

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19. Once, twice, three times a lady. With Obamacare and easier gender reassignment, why wouldn't I try it out?

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20. If you're a rapper who acted in the movie How High, you just might be a Redman.

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21. late teens are natures late teen sex dolls

    By KrangkaDelic, March 8, 2017
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22. They'll be momentarily impressed when you pull out a pack of Smagnum condoms!

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23. Friends, Romans, countrymen lend me your ears. I'm making creamed corn.

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24. If you can think of a better catchphrase than this one, then why am I reading this?

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25. X.Y.Z.P.D.Q.! No sorry your zipper isn't down, I just don't know the alphabet.

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