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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Your eyes are so beautiful and blue, that I can taste the ocean. Oh, my apologies dear, that is just my synesthesia acting up again.

    By BlaneBlaneIntoYourMouth,
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  2. My grandmother’s deliciously delectable dingleberry dumplings drive me absolutely wild.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  3. I love you, Diddy

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  4. If the proof is in the pudding...where do I put my penis?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  5. Whenever someone is talking about a "meet cute", I remember those adorable little cows that are made into veal.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  6. This Thanksgiving, remember, our children's hands are not actually turkeys and we shouldn't chop their thumbs off and eat those little hands.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  7. Looks like you’re stuck between a rock-hard nipple and a hard face, if you know the catch my drift.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  8. A piece of shit: now that's what I call Now That's What I Call Music CD's.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  9. Just got through all the declassified Kennedy files. Don't waste your time, it doesn't mention the time Forrest Gump told him he had to pee at all!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  10. Welcome to the law offices of Dewey, Cheatem and MurderOurClients. With our new partner, legal hotshot Troy MurderOurClients.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  11. Captain’s log, post-coital. Having narrowly escaped the Yomamma wormhole, sick bay is overwhelmed with reports of subspace cooties.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. Due to the corn tariffs, rationing begins today with the following guidelines: 1) All the corn is mine. 2) You will get nothing. 3) So fuck off.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. “I do not know what I may appear to the podcast world, but to myself I seem to have been only like a farm boy playing in a corn field, and diverting m

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. You say catchphrase / I say tagline / let’s call the whole thing a steaming sack of corn casserole-stuffed pigeon niblets

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. If eatin’ ain’t cheatin’, why’re you fuckin’ the turducken?

    By Dino Is My Dad,
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  16. Look at this caricature I drew of the voice of Bugs Bunny, what's his name... I'm drawing a blanc.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  17. Dick punch Dick punch Dick punch Dick punch!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  18. If life throws you a bone, pitch a tent. If it feels uncomfortable, adjust to the left

    By GreasyLeftovers,
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  19. I just flew in from milking a whole herd of bulls, and boy are my arms tired.

    By SpankeyMcDougal,
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  20. Bad news travels fast, but not as fast as the burrito passed through my grandpa’s digestive system.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  21. Curiosity didn’t kill the cat—she got run over by a lawnmower.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  22. Witty Willard whittles lovely little wooden Wizards.

    By popandsicle,
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  23. i miss the catchphrase bots work some of which quite pleased me

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. Hey, mister, I don't mean to tell hails out of Zuul...

    By popandsicle,   
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  25. By all the laws of science and nature, bees should not be able to qualify for a home loan

    By Pogo_the_hobo,
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