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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. There's a million things I haven't done, just you wait. :::farts::: OK, there's now 999,999 things I haven't done, just you wait

    By Pure Guava,
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  2. 'young sheldons hung!' yelled some well funded gelled wonders

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  3. Mob my tiny little palace?! Can’t bet what you can’t tangle drake! Flute growth is not enough

    By slimsalad,
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  4. Don't know much about a lot of things, but I do know a little about nothing, so believe me when I whisper this into your ear canal.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  5. Book the Slavic bridge folds. Manipulated shouts if it lets you. Grumpy soup analysis for dogsss.

    By slimsalad,
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  6. Isn't it time we as a nation faced the alarming rise in deaths each year from people messing with the Zohan.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  7. When in Rome, do as the Romans do... But not the Roman Polanskis... Don't do that.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  8. I'm terribly sorry, there must have been some confusion. I'm Cedric the Ascertainer, and I think I've figured out exactly where we went wrong here.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  9. with all these mushy words and half cocked premises this catchphrase is going to be an undoubtable success story, zanily-named character!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. charlie roses gnarled D exposes louis c.k.s gooey seedy yay: everyone who licked 'em - a victim

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. HoHo got a loco yoyo bogo in Soho.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. BALL POINT! BALL POINT! BALL POINT! Sorry, I have a penchant for pen chants.

    By HotSaucerman,
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  13. He put his last quarter into the candy slot machine, pulled the lever, and prayed to the man above. He didn’t win...

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  14. I’m ready to go deeper than any man has ever gone into a pile of bristled beef lard and bubble butt bacon barnacle barf.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  15. Turkey covered the mother lover and the brother who was covered in butter as he muttered clutter fluffer nutter: Happy Thanksgiving ghoul family!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  16. always try to speak from the heart, tho it keeps making mostly mushy noises.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  17. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but grab that knife and strap in for some real intestinal damage.

    By PamGriersLegs,
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  18. Grab your foam finger and hop on my shoulders Grandma, the Pope's coming to town!

    By Pubic Zirconia,
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  19. They say the darker the berry the sweeter the juice, which is why Scott Aukerman drinks only White Berry Juice. White berry juice, the official un...

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  20. If you can’t handle me at my Paul Blart, you don’t deserve me at my Mall Blart.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  21. and a fine whiffy knackers to you too, Sir

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. A friendly reminder to all our improv students: Don't use the "Yes, and..." technique if you're being questioned in a murder investigation

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  23. Treat others the way you would like yourself to be treated, unless you're a weird dude

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  24. Sup Salami, Welcome Weenie, Pleasure Pepperoni, and Salutations Sausage

    By WooblyOBalls,   
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  25. Tell me what you want, what you really, really want! I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want. I just want to borrow the god damn cup of

    By DaveSheir,
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