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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. the glamour is upon ye yet with time ye'll learn: we all pine for poppa - from Steinem to Stern

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  2. One if by land, two if by sea. Three if by anus, four if by wee.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  3. If I wanted to see a double decker dick I'd have stayed in London, you cheeky chippy!

    By Pogo_the_hobo,
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  4. Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man... kind of a boring asshole.

    By DaveSheir,
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  5. Hey diddle, diddle the cat played the fiddle and immediately went viral and was signed by a major record label.

    By DaveSheir,
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  6. I got the skills to pay the bills, but not the lint to pay the rent, so I guess stay-at-home lint roller was a poor carrer choice.

    By Fat Friar Funk,
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  7. Lipple my tipple, supple my nupples, drinkle my tinkle, and fingey my butthole

    By milldew,
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  8. today's the first day of the rest of your lifetime supply of pickles and snozzberry wine.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  9. Suggest a catchphrase, my ass (I won't suggest a catchphrase)

    By Pogo_the_hobo,
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  10. Canada, but Won'tada.

    By BarnHen,
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  11. If your brother from another mother sleeps with your sister from another mister is it considered incest? Asking for a friend.

    By Pure Guava,
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  12. I've been holding in this fart for 6 hours now and... oh god... here it comes...

    By thedebaucherousdweeb,   
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  13. An apple a day keeps the doctor away; He didn't go through 8 years of medical school to be paid in fruit, you cheap bastard

    By Pure Guava,
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  14. Don't go breaking my heart, and certainly don't try to reconnect my vas deferens.

    By SpankeyMcDougal,
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  15. Do catchphrases get any more self-referential than this?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  16. The horse raced past the barn fell. Fish fish fish fish fish fish fish!

    By johnnyflash,
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  17. I, Scott Aukerman, do hereby declare that all my earthly belongings, including my ex-girlfriend whom I married, shall...

    By johnnyflash,
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  18. .sdrawrof gnipyt pots ot yad a fo lleh a dekcip I ekil skooL

    By Frenchfries,
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  19. Last day of school, first day of cool. ::Put on sunglasses and stare at wall until it becomes awkward::

    By Frenchfries,
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  20. I have just seven words for you.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  21. The test results are in. You are bilingual. Lo siento.

    By Cold Bush,
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  22. you crazy cats are purrrverting the claws of fluffstice!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. The battle lines have been drawn. Wait, sorry, those are M&M's. Well the battle lines are definitely coming soon.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  24. Unsolicited pictures of butts is just one of the many perks of being podcast famous

    By Pogo_the_hobo,
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  25. "Aukerman Lapkus Tompkins Characterwheaties"? Sounds like Huttese for "Welcome to Comedy Bang! Bang!"

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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