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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Is there a humongous fungus among us, or am I just high on shrooms?

    By ratingsjedi,
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  2. Apricots are good for cocks and chicken soup is good for soul.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  3. Frothy broth with a Bluetooth speaker, please—I’m ready for my close up, Doctor.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  4. Murder and intrigue, lies and deception, Turner and Hooch, Charlton Heston, this winter in a special holiday death match.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  5. Kids, it's about time you learned the truth about Santa Claus. He voted for Jill Stein.

    By ratingsjedi,
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  6. This Christmas, if you’re looking for a fun, surprising stocking stuffer, how about Grandma’s dentures? Sure to make the whole family laugh. Plus...

    By ratingsjedi,
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  7. Ooga-booga goes the caveman. Bleep-blorp goes the alien. Stamps.com goes the podcaster.

    By ratingsjedi,
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  8. Tonight's episode of Comedy Bang! Bang! was filmed in front of a live studio audience that was constantly clearing their throats throughout the show.

    By ratingsjedi,
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  9. Hey good lookin', I'll be back to beam you up later!

    By irishstevenj,
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  10. The eyes have it....sight that is

    By Pure Guava,
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  11. You may say that I'm a lemur, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us, but it will have to be on Madagascar, that is our habitat.

    By Pure Guava,
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  12. jazz got more bum notes than homeless finals

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but if you really want to hurt me, remind me of what I did in the IHOP bathroom after the Blues Traveler concert

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, and you can pick a banjo, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose with a banjo.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. One Live, LIFE it

    By Karamel_King,
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  16. Breakfast at Tiffanys, Dinner with Andre, and for the midnight munchies I eat out their butts.

    By DevonElson,
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  17. Taco borders and fish paste hoarders lined the smorgasbord of war-torn Legoland.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  18. Drop and give me 20 hot dogs from the vendor with the F rating from the sanitation department.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  19. If you have an erection lasting longer than four hours, stop bragging about it you lucky jerk!

    By Regular Human Name,
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  20. My Spanish step father's back for the holidays, Feliz Navidaddy's Home

    By DevonElson,
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  21. Do you or a loved one suffer from chronic anal turds? Hi, I'm the internet's Scott Aukerman.

    By Shampoodler,
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  22. Not even his gaping cricket teeth could stop her moist polyps from groaning

    By Pogo_the_hobo,
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  23. Les Mis? I barely know Mis!

    By BarnHen,
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  24. BAD RIBS

    By lil armleg,   
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  25. 1, 2, 3, 4. I declare a thumb war. 9, 11, 2000, 1. Let's play fair and let's have...Sneak Attack!

    By Frenchfries,
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