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1. I know that I shall meet the artist responsible for the popular hit song Faith somewhere among the clouds above

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2. Would you rather it rain squid ink on alternating days OR A zombie like apocalypse strikes but people get turned into realty TV personalities?

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3. Ay mami! Pass the salami, you jalopy papi!

   By Chuck Jones Beavertail Oscar, February 19, 2017
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4. It's always darkest before the Don Knotts movie marathon

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5. "Keep your pants on, Buddy," I said to my dog, Buddy, who never did care for pants

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6. The phrase "why don't you grow a pair" has an entirely different meaning in Heaven

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7. Colfax from Nebraska asks: “What the hell kind of name is Aukerman, anyway? Were your ancestors aucker purveyors, or what?”

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8. Ring around the corned beef, a pocket full of VHS tapes, cummerbunds, mayonnaise, we all go to the Blues Traveler concert.

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9. I put this heavy-duty vacuum in reverse to try and remove all the hot chili I just spilled on this litter of newborn kittens, and it REALLY sucks—hard

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10. Well, I've been doing the show for almost 8 years now, and it's been fun, but today's episode will be the last jedi comes out in December.

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11. 'You're a lizard, Geko-Harry!'

    By KrangkaDelic, February 18, 2017
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12. Thanks, Huey Lewis and the FAKE NEWS! Worst. tribute band. ever.

    By ChazFremontIII, February 18, 2017
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13. If the heart of rock n' roll is in Cleveland, then that must make it's rectum in Tallahassee.

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14. Resplendent diurnal lattice mould is as resplendent diurnal lattice mould does

    By KrangkaDelic, February 17, 2017
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15. All the farmhands agreed, Petunia was definitely a PILF

    By Dale Cooper Black, February 17, 2017
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16. BNL urged us to confess our love. The English Beat confessed to ruining three lives. I confess, I’ve ruined the love-lives of three blind mice.

    By Chuck Jones Beavertail Oscar, February 17, 2017
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17. A tiny Portobello mushroom’s all you need to set the mood.

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18. Welcome to Chunky Hunks, I'm your hot host Scarf Lasagnaman.

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19. Sam Raimi fa so la ti Sam.

    By Cecil Sh'nubbin, February 17, 2017
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20. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but if you’re wanting to skin me alive, you should probably get a fillet knife and some pliers.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, February 17, 2017
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21. Yo mamma is so ugly, I didn’t have sex with her. Just kidding, I did! BURRNNNNNNN

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22. There once was a man from Savannah / Whose ear was so long he could suck it / He said with a smirk as he straightened his sweater / ”Engineer Cody, wi

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23. I'm on a health food diet. If I health food, I eat it

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24. She blinded me with science... no, wait, it was chopsticks

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25. Dear Fox, I just finished watching all of Malcolm in The Middle and wish to complain about 943 shots which feature Malcolm on the left or right.

    By Pat Chaddams, February 17, 2017
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