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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. For the ladies who knew him well, Mao Zedong was better known as Chairman Wow.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  2. In the land of the blind, the one-eared man pretty much goes unnotIced.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  3. I just flew in from Albuquerque, and boy do they charge a lot for checked bags.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  4. So I says to Maybel, "Fuck your tinnitus, we've gotta make it to Reno by sundown!"

    By Pogo_the_hobo,
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  5. If bees are dying at an alarming rate, maybe they should just refinance for a lower death rate.

    By 3scompany4throomate,
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  6. I finished a cola when I heard Ben Folds in Nola while eating bowls of granola ebola, but I’m dying to hear about your day!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  7. “Stop in the name of Flubber,” said the overweight, hot dog eating jellyfish.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  8. that last earthquake knocked my copy of The Fountainhead onto my crotch. It was a nine-point-oh on the dick-hurt scale

    By Pogo_the_hobo,
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  9. Ectoplasm? I hardly know him!

    By Pogo_the_hobo,
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  10. The Earth is always one to fulfill its New Year's Revolution.

    By BlaneBlaneIntoYourMouth,
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  11. I like my oldies golden, my chairs foldin’, and my Caulfield Holden.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  12. WIFI? WAIFU.

    By Finnias_J,
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  13. Give a man a fish n you feed him 4 a day. Give a woman a fish n she’s all, “Stop mailing fish to my office. U know I hate fish. We broke up years ago”

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  14. Even if there are simpler ways to chew on bread, nothing beats the classic method: teeth!

    By Schnickpot,
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  15. I like my balls like I like my smurfs; tiny and blue.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  16. Me Chinese, me play joke, me no talk like this, get woke!

    By Mason Jantzoukas,
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  17. No matter how many smart venus fly traps are born, no respectable optometrist will give them glasses.

    By Schnickpot,
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  18. She turned slowly, revealing a sly smile, looked deep in his waiting eyes, took a breath & whispered close in his ear: "Farts for days.Farts for days"

    By SpankeyMcDougal,
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  19. Cleveland has the Browns, Cincinnati has the Reds, and St Louis has the blues because they always make the list of the most dangerous cities in the US

    By RichieMillennium,
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  20. Slice the Parakeet feet for meat, and you’ll be in need of pickled beets to combat the heat.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  21. Geronimo, Fats Domino. The crowd isn’t feelin ya, ¡Vamanos! But in all seriousness, RIP to an amazing musician.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  22. I joined a Portland metal band and now I’m HardcOregon

    By Electric_ian,
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  23. I just noticed my name is an anagram for "a deplorable cock." Okay, that's all, thank you.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  24. I am a lentokonesuihkuturbiinimoottoriapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas, like my father before me

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  25. One of these days, Alice, one of these days...WHAM, straight to our couples therapists office to sort our issues out

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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