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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If we have daydreams during the day, what do we have at night?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 356 views

  2. The member between my legs has become rock hard, so please call me Fred Flinstoner Boner!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 312 views

  3. Drizzle the gizzards and endure the blizzards for your shivers are wet like the mud hole.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 349 views

  4. hit me with your best shot to the heart baby one more time

    By pepsi,
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  5. you can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, and by washington state law you can fuck your cousin but you can't marry them

    By pepsi,
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  6. slurp. slurp. slurp..... another one slurps the dust

    By pepsi,
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  7. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. Thank you for your interest in the show. To continue listening this episode, please sign in or create an account

    By pepsi,
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  8. Can we talk? Like, really talk? It's just, for a long time now, I've wanted to tell you. The grain arugula chicken salad is a LAYERED salad

    By pepsi,
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  9. Come by the house and take a shit. Come by the house and take a shit. Come by the house and take a shit.

    By pepsi,
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  10. So help me, if you ever say "licky boom boom dem" to me again I'll show you who's an informer!

    By RichieMillennium,
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  11. The sum of all knowledge can be summarized as what they teach you at Harvard business school, and what they don't teach you at Harvard business school

    By Cabbage Bitch,
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  12. All the witches and wizards stirring their cauldrons. Except wizards... What do they stir? Up trouble I hope.

    By Cabbage Bitch,
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  13. You put your left foot in, you pull your left foot out, you put your left foot in, and HEY WAIT A MINUTE—it’s not that kind of show!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. Tom Bosley. You will never find a more wretched excuse for a That 70s Show guest star.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. I went to the woods because I wished to poop deliberately, and not, when I die, remember that I had shat my pants at the company picnic.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. “Be the change you wish to see”, said the quarter to the wooden nickel

    By RichieMillennium,
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  17. Ask for a rabbit cabin, you demon heathen Loki yogi butt nugget...Or else!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  18. Me Chinese, me play joke, me put anthrax in the salt shaker.

    By Hannibal Nectarbro,
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  19. Long Duck Dong get high on bong, but don't get me wrong; he still bang gong.

    By Hannibal Nectarbro,
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  20. Breaking: the changes to Comedy Bang Bang mentioned in “Best of 4” will consist solely of holding Jason down and giving him a respectable haircut.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. I only wear thermal underwear designed by rappers, which is why I'm sporting Sean John Long Johns.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  22. If the early bird gets the worm, then the late bird gets the wormhole, thereby making him the early bird...and that Timmy, is how the universe ends.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  23. The character Vernon Cobworthy portrayed on this podcast is fictitious. Any resemblance to that sonofabitch that killed my cat is purely coincidental.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. It’s not that I don’t care if Jimmy cracked corn, it’s that I don’t even know what cracking corn is.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. Every New Beginning Can Kiss Some Other Beginning's Rear End, We're Open 24 Hours A Day

    By A Picture of a Tractor,
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