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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I took a detour off Route 66 to catch a Pokémon and ended up 69ing my uncle.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  2. Lay the Lays on my dick chips and quick pickle the Chipwich.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 554 views

  3. This is the show where we balk at scintillating weep holes.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. I didn’t get too angry when they shrunk half my scrotum and lost the other half, but I got a little testy.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  5. The NHL decided to have Kid Rock play the all star game. WTF?

    By LesterPipps,
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  6. FIFTY-DOLLAR BILL! FIFTY-DOLLAR BILL! GUYS, WE HAVE HUNDREDS OF FIFTY-DOLLAR BILLS!

    By TromboneLongy,
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  7. Ring around the corn hole / A pocket full of hash browns / Bubble gum, Glow sticks / We all go to a Blues Traveler concert

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. Jiminy Cricket cracked corn and I don’t care if my dreams come true.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. Wash with your eyes not your hands. There you go, you've mastered telekinesis.

    By pobody'sperfect,
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  10. The early bird catches the worm, the early worm catches the dirt, and the dirt is indeed the word

    By pobody'sperfect,
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  11. Is it just me, or does it smell like up-hot-dog in here?

    By JacobCorona,
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    • 307 views

  12. Take a penny, leave a penny, fall-y sky-y, Henny Penny.

    By Hannibal Nectarbro,
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  13. Melts in your mouth, not in your south

    By Hobo Grammar,
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  14. Right on the off button you’ll find the lofty dreams of a soft baby butt, son.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  15. Ya know, when you get amnesia and then someone shows you a picture of your friends, you really find out who your friends are.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 291 views

  16. Dank plank, bro, but you should have told me you were a pirate before I agreed to go somewhere more private.

    By Dolph Lundgrens Sad Tuesday,
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  17. New Catchphase Suggestions

    By SuperG3663,
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  18. Fall in love, but not in haste cause you'll slip and fall on the baby paste

    By SuperG3663,
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  19. It takes tentickles to make an octopus giggle.

    By TromboneLongy,
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  20. Purchase the diaper. Apply the lubricant. Gain a lot of weight. The man boobs are in.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  21. This is just to say that I have eaten the corn that was in the icebox which you were probably saving for a butt plug and boy am I glad I got it first

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. So much depends on a red wheelbarrow glazed with hot corn puke beside the poop-speckled chickens

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. “Here’s a little ditty I call Hambone Moan,” declared Scott as he launched into an unquestionably erotic harmonica solo.

    By Shampoodler,
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  24. In the land of the 1-eyed 1-horned flying purple people eater the 2-eyed 2-horned tunneling topaz turtle tamer is tops at the terrarium.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  25. Step 1: Hire a lawyer, step 2: go to a shrink, step 3: kill the lawyer, marry the shrink, and wash the blood off in the sink

    By marblaven,
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