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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Two all beef patties, Scott Saucerman, lettuce, cheese, Paul F. Tompkins on a sesame seed bun. Ba Da Ba Ba Bah, I'm lovin it

    By SuperG3663,
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  2. One, Two, Buckle my shoe Three, Four, Buckle the door Five, Six, Buckle some sticks Seven, Eight, Buckle that gate

    By SpaceJumanji,
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  3. The mind is its own place and the genitals are in another. Let’s get our together and discover the butter.

    By SuperG3663,
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  4. Mary popped my hairy cherry, and a scary moment ensued. I blew my load and kissed a toad – Steve Harvey hosts Family Feud.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  5. The only thing that has ever cordially happened to me was being invited.

    By allenpwilliams,
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  6. Women love Donald Trump because he's a bad boy!

    By allenpwilliams,
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  7. THIS JUST IN: U.S. Government to be replaced with "idea hat".

    By allenpwilliams,
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  8. president seems bad

    By allenpwilliams,
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  9. ÂżQue Pasa, Kielbasa?

    By James Brown and Serve,
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  10. All ashore going ashore, all saying aboard, cum for free

    By SuperG3663,
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  11. I slipped on the ship as I sipped Mr Pibb and my pants they did rip while playing just the tip

    By SuperG3663,
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  12. Slowly lick it, she whispered in my ear as I sat and nibbled on a pickle spear

    By SuperG3663,
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  13. Chapter Three: In Which Gordon and Kate are Caught in a Salacious Tryst in Cornwall, and Parliament is Amused by Britain’s Only Talking Mime

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. Chapter Two: In Which Edward Woos Elizabeth’s Maidservant and Finds a Dormouse Nibbling his Corn Cakes at Tea

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. Chapter One: In Which Jasper and Hieronymus Enter an Alley in Booker Street and Encounter Sir Charles Mackerel VonCornbuttons Sorting Rubbish

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. If you can’t beat your meat, stay outta the kitchen.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  17. Smash cut to splashed butts.

    By Shampoodler,
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  18. You may assess that my absence is due to access to excess Absinthe, allow me to address this ingress with finesse before you oppress my progress(CONT)

    By Pure Guava,
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  19. They say there's no higher honor than winning an Oscar, I guess they never met Judge Parker, he smokes crack 24/7.

    By Pure Guava,
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  20. I bet the basketball world was relieved when Michael Jordan made it to the NBA. 100 years of calling the best player the Michael Jordan of (CONT)

    By Pure Guava,
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  21. Duran Duran used to be just "Duran" but the guy who says everything twice in Goodfellas was their manager and the rest is history history

    By Pure Guava,
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  22. My ideal evening? .....

    By SuperG3663,
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  23. Double double, toil and trouble, the bubbly excretions shall do.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  24. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, to become president I just grab some puss

    By SuperG3663,
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  25. Never touch a Royal. Never squeeze a boil. And NEVER feed corn to Olive Oyl.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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