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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. This is a call back to all calling back. We no longer have a comedy store.Please stop calling back.

    By Facelist,
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  2. Left overseas without a plane or train. Automobiles are my only option?!

    By Facelist,
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  3. My dental floss business went under and frankly I zaptoaplogise

    By Facelist,
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  4. If you don't like me now wait an hour . If symptoms get worse call House.

    By Facelist,
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  5. Arnold Schwarzenegger in Rio with Dio makess a strange trio

    By Facelist,
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  6. Farm to table said Kane to abel

    By Facelist,
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  7. A talking duck is only as smart as the other ducks perceive him to be. I don't speak duck .

    By Facelist,
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  8. Luke and Leia like tater tots and they are Vader tots.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  9. Peas and carrots, raisins and parrots my flamingo just ate your dingo

    By Facelist,
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  10. if my hue is too blue don't adjust your television set. Just lighten up you grumpy fuck

    By Facelist,
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  11. Well fuck me tomato I didn't expect an Italian job it isnt even my birthday.

    By Facelist,
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  12. There will be no dog days this summer. Only pussy nights..

    By Facelist,
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  13. Let’s make heynong while the sun shines. After that, tune in for Heynong After Dark.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. Be that as it mayonnaise, I mustard relish our thyme together. Lettuce ketchup.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  15. Don't stop til you drop unless there is a fire. Then you must stop and then drop. Rolling is done at your discretion.

    By Facelist,
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  16. Licking the floor is the only way I play said the cunnilingus carpenter sisters

    By Facelist,
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  17. I got no skin in the game. A doctor removed that a long time ago for sanitary reasons.

    By Facelist,
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  18. When you’re getting sloppy seconds and you feel something beckon—gonorrhea!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. Don't fart on my flowers and tell me you don't like the killers.

    By Facelist,
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  20. A stitch in time saves nine, but a rip in space/time creates a parallel universe. 

    By The World Famous Bardi Twins,
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  21. Hickory penis-ry dock! They censored the name of my cock.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  22. "Woof-woof" said the dog, "Meow-meow" said the cat, "Yes-yes, everything is coming together just as I planned" said the bat.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  23. There’s a sucker born every minute at my terrifying sentient flesh lollipop factory.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  24. I’m a love pig, baby!

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  25. Booty booty booty shake it Judy Judy Judy

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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