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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Holy guacamole! My avocados have halos!

    By Cold Bush,
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    • 303 views

  2. Stick-wise, the situation between D and F, will be a stick E situation.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 440 views

  3. Those are my loaves, those are my fishes, but those aren’t my Hershey’s kisses.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 454 views

  4. Dear Mr. Shot Blockerman: we regret to inform you that your video tryout for the Pistol Shrimps has been ridiculed, and that you are NOT hired.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. Two roads diverged in a yellow cornfield, and I took the left one because I google-earthed the corn maze in advance.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. I’m sure there’s a “Good Knievel” catchphrase out there somewhere, but I’ll leave that to you guys—cause I’m only in this for the corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. Man up and chow down that throw up downtown.

    By Shampoodler,
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  8. Peanuts! Get your peanuts! Kegels! Do your kegels! Wipes! Insert the wipes! Colonoscopy! Get one!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  9. More than meats the eye, but less than what vegatables the ear.

    By dhxlive,
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  10. Burn baby burn, the disco witch is dead. So much for all that I Will Survive nonsense.

    By dhxlive,
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  11. Flowing like a flower, singing in the shower, has it been an hour? My water bill is going to be outrageus.

    By dhxlive,
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    • 535 views

  12. To really get a pig to fly, throw its skin in a tight spiral. Oh, what a Delicious football pun. What do you mean you're leaving me?

    By dhxlive,
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  13. Float like a butterfly. Sting like a butterfly. Begin walking upright and mimic human speech like a butterfly.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  14. I'm so relieved my new hypnotist installed a mental elevator today, no more taking the mental stairs to visit my Japanese dog.

    By Cabbage Bitch,
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    • 368 views

  15. Lead a horse to water, you teach it for a day. Give the horse a fish, it drinks for a lifetime.

    By Cabbage Bitch,
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    • 377 views

  16. INT. SHOE STORE - DAY - John Rambo appears via a glowing blue portal and stares at camera. He is wearing a diaper.

    By Shampoodler,
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  17. I sail my boat out to sea. where's my son? I gotta pee

    By Prtyshrt,
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  18. You down with OPP? Yeah you know sometimes if it's the right thing to do I'll consider it but mostly I find that inappropriate

    By Prtyshrt,
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  19. When I was a boy a had a dog, but then it grew up.

    By Prtyshrt,
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  20. What came first the chicken or the egg? Who cares. Chilean miners are still trapped.

    By Prtyshrt,
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    • 231 views

  21. Twinkle twinkle Little Star, my first sexual experience left me scarred.

    By Prtyshrt,
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    • 204 views

  22. Hit that 1:1 baby

    By Prtyshrt,
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    • 192 views

  23. A bunch of ducks in a pond, scoop em up, raise them as your own. That's amore.

    By Prtyshrt,
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    • 242 views

  24. Cost of livin keeps goin up, but i stay the same age

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  25. 8 lil Indians pooping in the bed, oh boy oh boy, let's do some coke

    By Prtyshrt,
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    • 306 views
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