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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I got a fever, and the only cure is more corn-themed comedy.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 245 views

  2. I like my women like I like my corn—Nebraskan, non-GMO, and fresh from the can.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 241 views

  3. Bubble butts good but butt bubbles bad.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 509 views

  4. Calendar salesmen have a case of the Mondays all week!

    By Riddle_Face,
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    • 302 views

  5. My godfather was almost my grandmother but my mother's brother was my son's uncle.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 332 views

  6. Beep Beep! Here's honkin' at you, kid.

    By Sovereign Space Boy,
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    • 361 views

  7. Goodnight moon. Goodnight room. Fuck you cow. Goodnight light.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 383 views

  8. Of all the times to run into Linda, the office gossip! By Monday morning, everyone at work would know that Larry was a wolfman

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 296 views

  9. In truth, Larry knew of another Krangorian on Earth: his good friend Borzon. But he never revealed this to Azalon because he wanted her all to himself

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 264 views

  10. I'm so old, I remember when it was just Netflick

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 282 views

  11. Tiny pottery crafted by an NBA giant; I give you Manute Bol's minute bowl.

    By TulipPoopler,
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    • 296 views

  12. Hamburger, Cheeseburger, grilled cheese sandwich; I'll take anything as long as its dished out doggy style.

    By EarwolfBlitzer,
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    • 325 views

  13. Diamond Dallas Thunder Dorm Dope Dorm Hope Dorm.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 344 views

  14. A tuna sandwich is just a chicken sandwich of the sea. Or maybe it's not, who's to say.

    By 3scompany4throomate,
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    • 335 views

  15. Everybody poops, some people fart, nobody pees,a few people vomit, one person burps. Thus Spoke Zarathustra & thus we all ignored him,with good reason

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 342 views

  16. Blast 'er with my blaster. I'm a go BANG! BANG!

    By happyfacefuntime,
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    • 504 views

  17. Wow, a pooch carrying a roll of paper towels. It must be Hunter, The Bounty Dog.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 350 views

  18. Put it in my foot-pussy you Cowboys versus Aliens watching motherfucker.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 300 views

  19. Teach a man to fish, he'll eat for a day. Give a man a peanut allergy and he'll never eat a peanut again

    By marblaven,
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    • 204 views

  20. Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about. Garfield! Right on!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 353 views

  21. You never close your eyes anymore when I pull your teeth out, and it’s freakin’ me out, Grandma.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 355 views

  22. Actually sir; it is you who is acting a cuck

    By Shitbird,
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    • 433 views

  23. There's no honor among thieves, and no hungry Donner who grieves.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 359 views

  24. Some phrases are best left uncaught

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 377 views

  25. Soup or bowl? Soup in bowl, please.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 194 views
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