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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Season six of House of Pies coming soon!

    By BenjaminAllen,
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  2. Just because I'm not staring directly into your eyes doesn't mean I'm not aware of your PUT- the bio-waste BACK- in the toilet bowl- Mister Barbarino!

    By greazey_bob,   
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  3. Tried not to let the Fame go to my head. But I honestly do believe I'm gonna live forever. I'm gonna learn how to fly. Hi!

    By greazey_bob,   
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  4. We're gonna party like it's 1999, i.e. stay inside our shelters and wait for this Y2K thing to play out

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  5. Ra is fake Horus

    By DownInTheLicoriceMines,
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  6. 'Scuse me, did you pick up the wrong Bradley Cooper / Sienna Miller film at the store - cause you just got burnt.

    By SStaunton,
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  7. You're all huge pieces of Garbage lead singer Shirley Manson's nightly dreams, as a mangled mob of garden gnomes and a choir of wretched screams.

    By greazey_bob,
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  8. As the captain always says upon coitus interruptus: Kirk out!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  9. A banana a day keeps the proctologist in pay.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  10. Iron curtain; shower curtain; Jane Curtain. Only one of these hasn't been a party to my masturbation.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  11. Look, I'm sorry I misunderstood what 'going to second base' meant, but you gotta admit these are pretty good seats!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  12. They say eyes are the windows to one's soul. If that's true, I don't want to even think about what the butthole is.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  13. When Life gives you lemons, ask, "What kind of magazine gives lemons as a thank you for your subscription?"

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  14. Papa's got a brand new bag. Mama's got an old vacuum in need of repair. You do the math.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  15. In that moment time froze, I looked around at all my friends horrified faces and that's when I realized...I don't have to work on Monday. Wahooo!

    By Frenchfries,
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  16. How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, one to screw in the light bulb and one to eat a banana.

    By Frenchfries,
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  17. The problem with my dick isn't obvious at first, but upon closer inspection it's pretty obvious.

    By Frenchfries,
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  18. Slow fade-down to:A diverse group of children playing stickball in the inner city. Flashfwd to:Carrottop buying steroids off of a snarky Vegas hooker.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  19. Why do I do this to myself? I don't know. Maybe because when I was younger my dad refused to play catchphrase with me.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  20. Hindshite gives smellty smellty

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. Keep away from Runaround Sulu

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  22. I have a huge collection of 12 inch rulers because I have a serious foot fetish.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  23. I caught my girlfriend poking holes in my condom. I know it was her because it was on my erect penis at the time.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  24. 'tis the season to eat molly

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. Hello, Geek Squad? Yes, my disk is floppy and I can't get seem to boot it up. That's a problem, 'cause I really like to RAM!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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